Jokes???

[Tommy_B]

2 bee keepers are having a chat.

First one says "How many bees do you have?"

His mate replies, "10,000 in 20 hives. How about you?"

The other guy says "About a Million"

"How many hives is that in?"

"Just the one hive"

So his mate is a bit shocked by this "Really? You've only got one hive" to which his mate replies

"Yeah, F**k em, they're only bees"

[felixthelogchopper]

Nominative determinism is real, folks.       https://www.devonlive.com/news/uk-world-news/dick-braine-elected-leader-ukip-3197536

[Mull]

Worst spell of dissolusioned I’ve seen!

Slightly closer!

Disillusioned?[emoji38]

[eggsarascal]

23 minutes ago, Mull said:

 

 

 

Disillusioned?

 

 

 

Get off with ya, people will start to think you went to my school of spelling.

[Mull]

Get off with ya, people will start to think you went to my school of spelling.

Be surprised if anyone thought I went to school all[emoji38]

Tbf I think it’s the first time I’d ever written that word in my life[emoji1]

[eggsarascal]

4 minutes ago, Mull said:

Be surprised if anyone thought I went to school all

Tbf I think it’s the first time I’d ever written that word in my life

Went to school 'at' all, ffs, mate.

[Mull]

Went to school 'at' all, ffs, mate.

I was going to edit that mistake, but thought feck it, it’s only eggs that’s going to read it anyway!

Why do elephants have big ears?

[eggsarascal]

8 minutes ago, Mull said:

 

I was going to edit that mistake, but thought feck it, it’s only eggs that’s going to read it anyway!

Why do elephants have big ears?

 

How rude, we go back a long way!

 

Why do Elephants have big ears?

[Mull]

 
Why do Elephants have big ears?

Because Noddy won’t pay the ransom.

[eggsarascal]

1 minute ago, Mull said:

 

 

Because Noddy won’t pay the ransom.

 

 

Cupid stunt.?