Jokes???

[eggsarascal]

[Whoppa Choppa]

On 30/06/2025 at 00:23, Oldfeller said:

 

On 30/06/2025 at 00:31, Oldfeller said:

 

Too scared to react 🤣

 

Aren't they.

[Mark J]

[Mick Dempsey]

 

[sime42]

 

 

[sime42]

[sime42]

[nepia]

1 hour ago, sime42 said:

 

 

...whilst being abstemious in his habits!

[sime42]

21 minutes ago, nepia said:

...whilst being abstemious in his habits!

 

Well done sir. 

[Oldfeller]

THE FIRST MESSAGE:

 

Hey Bill ---- This is Alan next door. I’m sorry buddy, but I have a confession to make to you. I've been riddled with guilt these past few months and have been trying to get up the courage to tell you to your face, but I am at least now telling in text as I can’t live with myself a moment longer without you knowing.

 

The truth is, I have been sharing your wife, day and night, when you're not around. In fact, probably more than you. I haven’t been getting it at home recently, but that's no excuse, I know. The temptation was just too much... I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apologies and forgive me. I promise that it won't happen again. Please come up with a fee for usage, and I'll pay you.

 

Regards, Alan

 

THE ACTION:

 

Bill, feeling insulted and betrayed, grabbed his gun, and shot his neighbour. Alan dead. He returned home where he poured himself a stiff drink and sat down on the sofa.

 

He took out his phone where he saw he had a subsequent message from his neighbour.

 

THE SECOND MESSAGE:

 

Hey Bill --- This is Alan next door again. Sorry about the slight typo on my last text. I know you'll figure it out anyway, but I’m sure you noticed that my predictive text changed ‘WiFi’ To ‘Wife’.