Jokes???

[Rac man]

[Mick Dempsey]

Some of those things are too young for me.

How about played a 78rpm record.

Reversed charged a public telephone.

Got caned on the arse at school.

Sniffed glue in a plastic bag.

Sat outside a pub with brother and sister in a Vauxhall Viva on a Sunday afternoon between 12.30 and 2.15 (strict opening times in those days) while your parents necked a few, occasionally bring out coke and crisps. Cos No Kids Allowed!

Edited May 1 by Mick Dempsey

[Doug Tait]

21/24 for me, and 4/5 of Mick's, but as I identify as a rich, handsome, virile young hunk with vast life experience it's fine.

Edited May 1 by Doug Tait
Assuming walking the landlords dog counts

[Mark Bolam]

I would have got 5/5 of Mick’s, but it was a Morris Traveller with my brothers.

 

We didn’t usually sit in the car though, we played football on the green.

Coke was always in glass bottles and the crisps were salt and shake.

[maybelateron]

17 then 3 out of Mick's 5 fro me

[sime42]

Some people had it so easy.

My brother and I had to sleep in the back of a Mini Van, (or it could have been the Morris Traveller, can't quite remember), whilst our parents partied it up in the pub on a Saturday night. Don't worry, it wasn't child abuse, we had the dog in there with us for warmth!

 

 

[Deafhead]

Getting free rides in the Canadian tanks, picking up shell, bomb and plane fragments, taking the POW's jugs of tea out to the fields and getting your shorts pulled down by the land girls.

[petercb]

21/24 and 2/5. Only caned on hand and glue was for sticking things together. Wish I'd known about reverse charging though.

[Silverhooker]

19/24 & 4/5 

Plus I remember playing outside !

[openspaceman]

2 hours ago, Doug Tait said:

21/24 for me, and 4/5 of Mick's, but as I identify as a rich, handsome, virile young hunk with vast life experience it's fine.

only 18 for the first and a miserable 2 for Mick's