Jokes???

[Mozza]

Ha ha, awesome!

I can't see how I can Mod that mate

 

Oh yeah, sorry for the swear word haha

[Trees-]

Romantic films are known to ruin relationships as they give women unrealistic expectations about what to expect from men.

 

Porn has the same effect on men.

[Dwc]

The Irish goverment have taken decisive action to address there water shortage.

 

They have decided to close lane 6 and 7 at the local swimming pool.

[Martyn Amos]

my mate has got a polish girlfriend and it took her over 5 hours to hoover the house?

it turned out that shes actually a slovak..

[normandylumberjack]

Did you know that 6 out of seven dwarfs arent Happy?

[Stephen Blair]

Classics guys:)

[normandylumberjack]

Two canibals eating a clown, and one asks the other, " does this taste funny to you?"

[normandylumberjack]

Paddy & Murphy are in a forest, gazeing at a tall slender spruce tree.

Paddy asks, " How tall d'ya suppose tis?"

Murphy replies " I got a tape in me pocket, feed out the tape and see how high up the tree we can get it"

The tape keeps colapsing after a few feet and the two fellas get a bit loud about the estimated hight.

 

Then a pretty blonde girl, dressed in full ppe, and brandashing a chainsaw walks upto the pair, breaks up their arguement, and says; " stand back lads and I will answer your dilema.

 

She fells the tree, takes the tape and measures the fallen tree. " 50 feet Lads" to which the pair smirk and reply, " Typical dizzy blonde, ye are, we wanted to know the height not the length!"

[lowerforest]

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Edited March 10, 2012 by skyhuck
bit much

[lowerforest]

oops - sorry, skyhuck!