Jokes???

[Oldfeller]

[Mark J]

12 minutes ago, Oldfeller said:

Fcuk off with your racist jibes.

Why not target these home grown wasterels instead? 

[Oldfeller]

[Steven P]

Yup, I struggle with that too. 

[Mick Dempsey]

Yet, no one had issues with Kram’s joke on the last page.

[Mark J]

20 minutes ago, Mick Dempsey said:

Yet, no one had issues with Kram’s joke on the last page.

When it comes to jokes it is best to have no injured party : Who can drink 20l of diesel? Jerry can. etc.

Where there is a joke with implied malice as opposed to joviality, a joke with an injured party becomes an insult.

Perhaps. 

Edited 2 hours ago by Mark J

[Steven P]

Swap around the butt of the joke, Krams is still funny, change it to '2 drunks' for example and it still works. Though I wouldn't have used 'Irish'.

 

Look at the image I posted and add a tag line "Sometimes it is difficult to know what to wear for that special night out", photoshop myself into the picture... and it still isn't funny. The image posted was just another cheap dig at Muslims - a recurring theme from Oldfella in this thread. Swap the images around to a 'Western' image and they are still not funny... just cheap continual racist digs.

 

Edited 2 hours ago by Steven P

[Oldfeller]

A drunken bum is walking along the railroad tracks and he finds an old fashioned oil lamp laying on the ground. He picks it up and rubs the dirt off it and a huge genie appears and says thank you for releasing me! I will reward you with two wishes. The bum says I want a bottle of wine that will magically refill itself. Instantly a bottle appears and the bum chugs it down and the instantly it is refilled. The genie asks him what he want for his second wish and the bum replies, another bottle just like this one!

[Oldfeller]

Two drunken bums are walking in skid row arguing about whether or that’s the sun or the moon up there in the sky. They come upon another bum and ask him to settle the argument. He says, I don’t know I’m not from around here.

[Oldfeller]

what't the difference between a labour voter and a new puppy?

 

 

the new puppy stops whining after a couple of hours.