Jokes???

Oldfeller · Wednesday at 23:22

The Restaurant tale, pt 2.

So we arrive at this restaurant and get our table, get a few beers, and after the young waitress hands us the menus decide what to have, it all looked good, the usual steaks of various sizes and cuts, various chicken dishes, and some nice looking fish too as we had seen a couple eating that when we made our way to the table, so young attractive waitress is now ready and one by one we order, we are having a fair selection from the menu, there's 9 of us, with 3 more expected, John as usual has the biggest steak possible, and everything that comes as an option with it, she's writing all down and rather nervously says its only her 2nd day working there, we assure her everything is fine and off she goes to the kitchen, so one by one our food starts to arrive and it all looks great, John hasn't got his yet and we kid him up, "cant find a plate big enough John" but eventually she brings it over,,, it's not what he ordered, "what's that" he asks, young girl looked petrified,, "im sorry I think I got it wrong"

"but you wrote it down, how can it be wrong" asks John.

the poor girl gets the order from the kitchen, and sure enough she wrote it correctly, "so it's the chefs fault" says John, the waitress now looks like shes about to burst into tears and head for the door never to be seen again, John big as he was has a soft spot for the ladies, he sees this is stressing her out and quickly says, "its fine really, it looks very good, I'll eat this instead", the look of relief was apparent and she apologized and graciously went about her duties, so we all tuck in and it's soon forgotten, so John having ate the somewhat smaller plate is now keen to order pudding, gets waitresses attention and her she comes clearing plates and leaving us the sweet/pudding menu to browse through, she soon returns, some have made their minds up already and shes once again frantically writing it all down, she looks at John,she asks "what would you like sir"?

"I would like a large portion of home made apple pie with two scoops of ice cream please, so what have I got to ask for to get that?" and gave her a wink.

It was a good night, only time I've known a lock in in a restaurant.