Jokes???

[Logdaft]

[daveatdave]

[WirralBoy]

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[Doug Tait]

She never used to fart, always complained about others doing it, then I explained that when you don't fart when you feel the need your body reabsorbs the waste gasses into the bloodstream, they are expelled through the lungs and you breath it out.

Dog breath.

Now the wind blows free with her too!

[PeteB]

I loved the story about a women who, for many years, had cupped husbands ball bag going to sleep as he told her to keep them away from his bum otherwise, the snoring would be pretty intense as the excess gases could not flow freely with his sac blocking the route. She only found out that he was joking when other girls in the office where complaining about their partners snoring and she explained how she cured it!

[Mick Dempsey]

19 minutes ago, PeteB said:

I loved the story about a women who, for many years, had cupped husbands ball bag going to sleep as he told her to keep them away from his bum otherwise, the snoring would be pretty intense as the excess gases could not flow freely with his sac blocking the route. She only found out that he was joking when other girls in the office where complaining about their partners snoring and she explained how she cured it!

 

[Mick Dempsey]

[Stool master]