Jokes???

[Bolt]

It’s hard to believe it’s been over 25 years since the world ended on the eve of Y2K.

[Rac man]

[WirralBoy]

[rapalaman]

[Whoppa Choppa]

On 26/01/2025 at 12:28, WirralBoy said:

 

On 26/01/2025 at 23:14, Mark J said:

People are now calling Teslas “Swastikars”.

 

On 27/01/2025 at 07:15, peds said:

 

Elon isn't happy about it. He's Führious.

 

On 27/01/2025 at 07:29, sime42 said:

4 in a row, none remotely funny.

[Mark J]

1 hour ago, Whoppa Choppa said:

 

 

 

4 in a row, none remotely funny.

Okay Captain Hilarious, tell us a joke...

[Bolt]

PESSIMIST sees a dark tunnel

An OPTIMIST sees light at the end of the tunnel

A REALIST sees a freight train 

 

The TRAIN driver sees 3 idiots standing on the tracks

[Bolt]

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a ravishing blonde and an old lady are sharing a compartment on a train as it winds its way through the Alps. Every now and then the train passes through a tunnel, during which time the compartment is plunged into complete darkness. On one such occasion, a ringing slap is heard and as the train passes back into daylight, the Frenchman is rubbing his sore, red cheek.

The old lady thinks, "I bet that dirty Frenchman fondled the blonde and she struck the pervert."

The blonde thinks, "I bet that filthy Frenchman was looking to grope me in the dark, mistook the old lady for me and she slapped him."

The Frenchman thinks, "I bet that perfidious Englishman touched up the blonde in the dark and she slapped me by mistake."

The Englishman thinks, "I can't wait for another tunnel so I can slap ol’ foggy again.

[Bolt]

I have a Polish friend who is a sound technician.

And a Czech one too,  Czech one too

[Bolt]

My girlfriend was telling me about an innuendo contest.

 

So I entered her.