Jokes???

[Tommy_B]

If life gives you Melons, maybe you're dyslexic 

[Rich Rule]

Did you hear the one about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac?

 

He would lie awake every night pondering the existence of Dog.

[Joe Newton]

  On 08/05/2021 at 18:18, Rich Rule said:

Did you hear the one about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac?

 

He would lie awake every night pondering the existence of Dog.

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I remember hearing that one told by James Nesbitt on Murphy's Law some 20 years ago!

[scbk]

The wife just rushed in, all smiles, saying she found her wedding dress and she can still fit in it.

 

 

I haven't the heart to tell her it's the marquee.

[scbk]

2 old ladies meet up in town. The first old lady, Doreen, says "Hello Mavis, did you come on the bus?"

"I did" replies Mavis "but I made it look like an asthma attack."

[Tippin Alaybye]

[TIMON]

[woodwizzard]

[G13469]

[G13469]

Re print

Edited May 8, 2021 by G13469
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