Jokes???

[bluebedouin]

[SamanthaSunny]

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[SamanthaSunny]

Apparently I also used to eat worms and fill my wellies up with the worms I could not eat 😂😂😂😂😂 

[Moose McAlpine]

2 hours ago, SamanthaSunny said:

Apparently I also used to eat worms and fill my wellies up with the worms I could not eat 😂😂😂😂😂 

 

I love the logic. 😂

[SamanthaSunny]

16 minutes ago, Moose McAlpine said:

 

I love the logic. 😂

I must of been saving them for later but I genuinely have no recollection of this event thank goodness 😅 I do remember making mud pies and tasting them 😂

[Big J]

Not a joke, but a very timely comedy song:

 

 

[eggsarascal]

13 minutes ago, Big J said:

Not a joke, but a very timely comedy song:

 

 

Summed up nicely in just over two minutes.

[Ratman]

[Moose McAlpine]

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?

 

 

 

The wheelchair.

[Moose McAlpine]

An old jewish man's dying wish is to be buried with all his money.

 

He passes away, at the funeral his wife and sons are there grieving. One son walks over to the open coffin and starts removing the cash. The other son rushes over..

 

"What are you doing? He wanted to be buried with all that!" He exclaims

 

"No.." the other son replies. "He'll be uncomfortable with all that in there. I'm going to write him a cheque."