Arm bears

[eggsarascal]

It’s a good job they don’t allow us to carry arms in this country, went out to get a takeaway and some beer earlier, walk through the pitch black yard ‘knowing’ there is no one about, get to the gates when this voice right behind says, gates still unlocked Egg, I can’t remember the last time I was so startled. I swear If I’d have had I gun I’d have shot first and asked questions later, all to young mateys amusement.

[WirralBoy]

[Sviatoslav Tulin]

It is not that hard to get a gun nowadays ! Ukrainian lads can supply you with all things you require including antytank stuff in case you needed!

[woody paul]

While waiting to be picked up after an evenings deer stalking, a gentleman was waling his dog up the road and I was standing just behind hedge and near gateway he was talking on his phone to his bit on the side it sounded like, anyway I sneezed just as he got level with me you have never heard a man scream so load must of deafened her on other end of phone. 

I never spoke nether did he. 

[AHPP]

16 minutes ago, woody paul said:

While waiting to be picked up after an evenings deer stalking, a gentleman was waling his dog up the road and I was standing just behind hedge and near gateway he was talking on his phone to his bit on the side it sounded like, anyway I sneezed just as he got level with me you have never heard a man scream so load must of deafened her on other end of phone. 

I never spoke nether did he. 

I’m an absolute bastard for sneaking up on people. I exercise good workshop etiquette and scuff my feet etc but it doesn’t work if they’re getting something out of a car or similar. I do hang back if they’re holding a tray of eggs. 

Edited November 29, 2023 by AHPP

[Ty Korrigan]

Eggs, you are fast becoming the new Mendiplogs.

 Not saying thats a bad thing, just an example of parallel evolution...

 

Edited December 3, 2023 by Ty Korrigan