Silver birch 2 or 3 tons in Dunblane

[Jackalope]

Was it felled with a grenade?

[Mesterh]

I' is gonna start da bidding, 5K on the nose. I  won't  half up front inta me crypto wallet. 1*

 

Da rest when me man Paddy turns up wiv his van. 2*

 

 

1* I reserve d's wright ta cncel da job wince I ave the readies.

2* as long as ya man next door wint be in and ya have a high fence next to ya man.

 

Pee em me bcause I will be gone fir a bit to take me dag coursing, do ya like dags?

 

[Doug Tait]

5k is a decent bid but we need some clarification whether we're bidding on 2 or 3 tons, it's a bit vague.

Feeling is it's 2 ton of birch, and literally a ton of ivy.

Must be substantial if the garden shredder in the background didn't manage to tackle it.

[petercb]

If you put it through your chipper you'll make more money, looks as if it's up to the job!

[Doug Tait]

Just now, petercb said:

If you put it through your chipper you'll make more money, looks as if it's up to the job!

 

Ivy chip is through the roof just now.

[petercb]

1 minute ago, Doug Tait said:

 

Ivy chip is through the roof just now.

You're tempting me - stop it.

[scbk]

I feel access and parking issues may have a negative effect on the market value of this highly sought after consignment

 

 

 

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Edited April 14, 2023 by scbk

[scbk]

4 minutes ago, Doug Tait said:

 

Ivy chip is through the roof just now.

So are chimneys to be fair

[mkellerm]

Should this be in the milling subforum?

[scbk]

2 minutes ago, mkellerm said:

Should this be in the milling subforum?

Defiantly, it is a disgrace to log that up for firewood.

I imagine you could build a whole house out of the valuable timber.

 

 

 

 

 

Got to be worth a few quid more just for the andy murray postbox nearby anyway.