I have a horrible feeling that this is not a joke

[John Skinner]

Free Range, Prime Scottish Beef. Raised running free in the Scottish Highlands. Ideal for those that like a large portion 😉

[GarethM]

Easy to catch if the portions are a bit out of 🙂.

 

Wasn't nature's most cunning prey a predator film ?.

Edited December 20, 2022 by GarethM

[John Skinner]

This could make for a new twist to I'm a celeb. Those eliminated from/those that fail tasks, then get used for the eating trials 😲

[GarethM]

Handcocks looses so it's hand and member for tea

[John Skinner]

19 minutes ago, GarethM said:

Handcocks looses so it's hand and member for tea

 

Even if he doesn't lose 😉

[GarethM]

Can we atleast mincemeat it first, maybe offset the gaging feeling with a bit of Owen Jones thrown in ?.

 

The smugness might improve the texture of vapid bland wife cheater.

[John Skinner]

Oh yeah, minced or something. Don't want to have to endure watching them gag on the real thing, whole 🤮

[Macpherson]

Well I'm in Glasgow atm and looking around me I don't think very much of the flesh would be deemed fit for human consumption... after all you wouldn't be allowed to feed farm animals the shyte that most seem to guzzle down.

 

But on the other hand if rendered down , I see a fuel supply to keep me warm🙄

Edited December 20, 2022 by Macpherson

[Squaredy]

3 hours ago, Steve Bullman said:

Not exactly going to be the leanest meat out there is it 

Speak for yourself Mr Bullman.

[Dan Maynard]

1.     How it works

This is purely a conceptual art project and will not be acted out in real life.