Is our current society coming to an end?

[GarethM]

It brings some very weird full facial images to mind, but I suppose 50% plastic over 50% fake boobs evens things out ?.

[Johnsond]

6 hours ago, peds said:

From what I can gather, it's the microplastics that carry the lion's share of the blame for that.

 

Who needs condoms when you've got an AstroTurf lawn...

Chewing Astro Turf Is that the modern equivalent of biting the pillow Peds 🤔

[Kimosabi]

5 minutes ago, Johnsond said:

Chewing Astro Turf Is that the modern equivalent of biting the pillow Peds 🤔

Thought you didn't like that gay talk 

[peds]

8 minutes ago, Johnsond said:

Chewing Astro Turf Is that the modern equivalent of biting the pillow Peds 🤔

 

I'm sorry? 

[GarethM]

You still need to know the lingo even if it's not your bag 🙂.

[Kimosabi]

I suppose it does get lonely working offshore these things happen 💕

[GarethM]

The phrase is stranger things happen at sea.

[Kimosabi]

Hello sailor x

[GarethM]

I'll put down my jaunty little hat, I'm definitely a land lubber. I don't want to hear stories of the Seven salty sailers on the Seven seas and they're addiction to looking for whales.

[Kimosabi]

Ever suck a fisherman's friend