sticks

[Ian C]

fresh young sycamore about 5 fot long, i pick all the wee branches off till the last 2, i leave them on as they are good for flicking stuff with, bendy and flicky, flick flick flickity flick, its good for garden dog eggs, but then i get adventerous and try shifting timber with my flicky stick and the end breaks, it now becomes a jabber, jabb jabb jabbitty jab, but after a while it breaks up at the end and shortens to a whacker, whack whack whackity whack, great for brambles and dead plants, but then i decide to whack a tree and the shudders run up my arm and it breaks again, now it is just a bit of wood, dont like wood, i like sticks!!!!!!!!!

 

Just peed meself.................your a card Stevie:lol:

[Stephen Blair]

the truth is funny sometimes, i aint making none of this up and you know it ha ha

[Mark Bolam]

Lets try and stay on topic SWB.

 

I like a.....

 

Match-stick

[Stephen Blair]

stick of dynamite then

[Rich Rule]

Lets try and stay on topic SWB.

 

I like a.....

 

Match-stick

 

And your reason is..?

[Mesterh]

I like a non-sticky stick.

[Tony Croft aka hamadryad]

MMMmm SWB, having seen Henry again today I think I should pass on his number, hes a really good phsycotherapist and I am certain he can help you resolve your infinate, very complex and deep seated issues!

 

LMAO, and they call me a nutter!

[MAX]

Fanta-stick

[Mark Bolam]

And your reason is..?

 

I just like them.

 

You can't start a fire or pick your teeth with a big old length of Beech can you?

 

No, match-stick it is for me.

[Tony Croft aka hamadryad]

I like a piece of regrowth of around 5ft in length from a coppiced ash, it has to be one of the most resilient and whippy sticks and its just too much to resist, I can hear the squeels from my colleuges, wailing, oh we do like a laff!

 

These things do tend to get out of hand though, but thats when it starts to get interesting!

 

damn those things sting, wish ballistics had rear protection!