Free Firewood, cut, split, vaccumed and stacked, but only when the stars are in alignment. please.

[difflock]

After reversing up a tortous steep serpentine lane paved with bent nails.

And misc. other conditions.

Anyway, apparently, Steve needs to introduce a "Free Firewood" sub section.

[djbobbins]

Can you make sure it’s all oak, too? That’s the only thing thing that will burn in a log burner apparently...

[doobin]

Don't forget the bark chippings. You know, those bags that are sold in garden centres that contain only bark? Tree surgeons strip the bark off and chip it before felling the tree and it's a shame to let it go to waste.

[topchippyles]

15 hours ago, Scottish Cleaning Service said:

We sell the stuff up here especially at this time of year!

Was you nn the coco beans when posting this ?