aren't spouses great?

[westphalian]

I pretty sure ball grabbing is Harem I hope you didn’t convert all the way and lose yer foreskin

 

[David Cropper]

1 hour ago, Ty Korrigan said:

As some of you might know, some years ago I married a Muslim girl which required me to 'convert' on paper to Islam.

When I later raised the subject of taking a second wife so Mrs Lee could have some help around our 2 bed semi, she grabbed me by the balls and did not gently treat them as per usual...

 Stuart

Two wives equals two mother in laws. Are you insane?

[benedmonds]

54 minutes ago, David Cropper said:

Two wives equals two mother in laws. Are you insane?

Not if they are sisters

[David Cropper]

5 minutes ago, benedmonds said:

Not if they are sisters

I didn't think of that. Mind you, my wife's got some cracking sisters, I may put your theory to her now. 

[eggsarascal]

4 minutes ago, David Cropper said:

I didn't think of that. Mind you, my wife's got some cracking sisters, I may put your theory to her now. 

Crack on! Let us know how you get on..... When you're feeling better...

Edited September 2, 2018 by eggsarascal

[Gary Prentice]

25 minutes ago, David Cropper said:

I didn't think of that. Mind you, my wife's got some cracking sisters, I may put your theory to her now. 

Post some 'after' photo's please!

[David Cropper]

53 minutes ago, eggsarascal said:

Crack on! Let us know how you get on..... When you're feeling better...

Sorry for the late reply but I've just got out of A and E. I always assumed my wife being a Jock, had a sense of humour. Wrong yet again. I'm hoping she may well come around to my suggestion. 

[Baldbloke]

On 02/09/2018 at 11:54, David Cropper said:

I didn't think of that. Mind you, my wife's got some cracking sisters, I may put your theory to her now.