If you could arm a security bollard

[scbk]

Is the jolly roger cookbook still doing the rounds?!

[chuck norris]

23 minutes ago, scbk said:

Is the jolly roger cookbook still doing the rounds?!

Yes it is. 

back when I was in school (year 5) I got in trouble for printing it on a school computer

[scbk]

I remember downloading it on dial up internet

[Billhook]

Hook up a cattle electric fencer to the vehicle.

[Rough Hewn]

I swapped my cook book for a copy of the police training manual for the 95 cja.

[bumble B]

15 hours ago, chuck norris said:

It was a joke. But in retrospect, posting that probably got me on a watch list, since GCHQ is only a couple miles from my house .

 

Also you really think just any bobby can arrest chuck norris?

 

 

Chuck Norris is the law!??

[Rough Hewn]

When I had a allotment, there was this old boy who told me the best way to stop a thief is keep your shed door open with a shovel on a string above.
He went on to explain the only person who'd got their face mashed in was himself, when a bit pissed and forgetful.
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