Super bargain timber, suitable for tables and seats apparently

[Big J]

https://www.gumtree.com/p/outdoor-settings-furniture/extra-large-garden-logs-would-make-fantastic-garden-feature-seats-or-tables-fk1-area/1288486566

 

Only £250! 

 

We're all millionaires! 

[tractorboy1]

This is even more of a bargain

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Anvil-Stand-Wood-Sculpting/122998542365?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649 

[Richard 1234]

This one is a bargain too

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/oak-tree-trunk-/282695085177

[Richard 1234]

And this

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bart-Simpson-face-head-unique-natural-tree-trunk-sculpture-/323109322472

[peatff]

This one is offering to pay you to cut and remove the wood so not really in the same class as those. I'd want paying to cut up and cart the "oak trunk" away.

[Ironbark]

Stop it now guys please. This is costing me tooo much

[richy_B]

And this

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bart-Simpson-face-head-unique-natural-tree-trunk-sculpture-/323109322472

FFS!

[Stubby]

33 minutes ago, richy_B said:

11 hours ago, Richard 1234 said:

And this

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bart-Simpson-face-head-unique-natural-tree-trunk-sculpture-/323109322472

FFS!

That was actually from Bart Simpsons garden but .

[Treerover]

I have an actual piece of the cross upon which Jesus was sacrificed.....admittedly it does, to the casual amateur observer , look like a branch union of a Leyland Cypress, but I can assure you this is the genuine shiz .
Yours for offers in excess of the price of a bottle of Absinthe (the large one , not the breakfast sized hip flask version)
.....

[Stubby]

2 minutes ago, Treerover said:

I have an actual piece of the cross upon which Jesus was sacrificed.....admittedly it does, to the casual amateur observer , look like a branch union of a Leyland Cypress, but I can assure you this is the genuine shiz .
Yours for offers in excess of the price of a bottle of Absinthe (the large one , not the breakfast sized hip flask version)
.....

Who threw that ?