You know you're getting old when...

[matelot]

....You remember when the Mini was actually a small car.

....You remember fiddling with a choke on a car on cold mornings.

....You remember buying a porno mag in the shops.

....You wanted Jimmy "to fix it for you". 

.....You expected jetliners to crash as soon as the clock hit midnight on NYE 1999

.... You remember when you thought Tony Blair was ok.

 

Anymore?

[stihlmadasever]

24 minutes ago, matelot said:

....You remember when the Mini was actually a small car.

....You remember fiddling with a choke on a car on cold mornings.

....You remember buying a porno mag in the shops.

....You wanted Jimmy "to fix it for you". 

.....You expected jetliners to crash as soon as the clock hit midnight on NYE 1999

.... You remember when you thought Tony Blair was ok.

 

Anymore?

Some good uns there

Mines would be

When you dont understand the world anymore

[onetruth]

...you fail to recognise the top of your own head in photographs

[Mark Bolam]

Policeman’s dads look younger than you.

[Gary Prentice]

You have to ask a kid to set up The TV to record things, having inadvertently saved every episode of ‘Real Housewives of Bogna Regis’, instead of ‘Blue Planet’

 

And, you fracture vertebrae roller skating

Edited March 9, 2018 by Gary Prentice

[felixthelogchopper]

 

Growing old is when your broad mind and narrow waist swap places.

Edited March 9, 2018 by felixthelogchopper

[the village idiot]

... the 'best way to cook roast potatoes' conversation becomes rivetting.

 

... you assume your host will be itching to hear which roads you travelled on to get to them.

 

... you find yourself saying "Oooof" for no good reason when you get out of a chair.

[onetruth]

2 minutes ago, felixthelogchopper said:

Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.
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Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.
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...when you start repeating yourself

[Mark Bolam]

4 minutes ago, the village idiot said:

... the 'best way to cook roast potatoes' conversation becomes rivetting.

 

... you assume your host will be itching to hear which roads you travelled on to get to them.

 

... you find yourself saying "Oooof" for no good reason when you get out of a chair.

Guilty on all counts Your Honour!

[felixthelogchopper]

3 minutes ago, onetruth said:

...when you start repeating yourself

And your IT skills aren't what you'd like them to be.