When gingers attack

[the village idiot]

1 minute ago, stihlmadasever said:

This blatant targeting of gingers is concerning to say the least.I think you may have some deep seated psycological issues in your contempt for the frecklie folk-axe wielding or otherwise.

May i suggest your grow your gingery beard and walk amoungst us for a sustained period to experience first hand how we are routinely subjected to ridicule and bigotry by people such as yourself.

Contrary to popular belief we take pride in our natural pale pigmintation and celebrate our frecklage by dancing and frolicking on a friday,raising our glasses of iron bru to the ginger god who bestowed us with his fire in his own likeness.

Rejoice in your ginger genes...

Rejoice for you are one of us..

Rejoice...

I am not one of you! It's just a umm.. err.. a trick of the light! That's right isn't it Arzgarth?

 

"YES MASTER"

 

See, see, Arzgarth knows. Good boy Arzgarth, good boy.

[the village idiot]

5 minutes ago, spudulike said:

Note the similarity......

Tree surgeons. All of them.

[the village idiot]

9 minutes ago, spudulike said:

I'm blaming mushrooms of the magic variety.......bad stuff!

They do grow in the fields around the wood, but Arzgarth gets up early and makes his morning porrigde with them.

 

He then likes to go and feed the ducks.

 

[TIMON]

Tree surgeons. All of them.

And there’s me thinking it was the choir at your Cathedral.....

[the village idiot]

29 minutes ago, TIMON said:

 

And there’s me thinking it was the choir at your Cathedral.....

 

Nope. Being tree surgeons they are far too expensive. They price their make-up into the job and keep telling me I have to pay more for professional outfits.

 

I tend to go with these guys for musical accompaniment.  Badass! And not a whiff of ginger.

Edited January 17, 2018 by the village idiot

[the village idiot]

This is my personal favourite of theirs. 

 

The Scream of the Iron Messiah!

 

 

[se7enthdevil]

as a ginger myself i thought i'd put this up here as i currently look exactly like him with 10 months of growth for the beard and hair.

 

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[the village idiot]

2 minutes ago, se7enthdevil said:

as a ginger myself i thought i'd put this up here as i currently look exactly like him with 10 months of growth for the beard and hair.

 

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I'd be miffed too if I had a dry stone wall instead of a body.

 

Do they just carry him around and plonk him down as the first line of defence?

[TIMON]

This is my personal favourite of theirs. 
 
The Scream of the Iron Messiah!
 
 

I’ll see your Black Death and raise you some Living Colour.....

[se7enthdevil]

19 minutes ago, the village idiot said:

I'd be miffed too if I had a dry stone wall instead of a body.

 

Do they just carry him around and plonk him down as the first line of defence?

i've been informed by the people who keep on saying i am the spit of him that this character was a 6'6" celt who was some sort of warrior in game of thrones.

 

the leather and fur he is wearing certainly is doing a bang up job of impersonating dry stone walling i must agree...