Lawn sausages

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i had a job that i walked off without being paid for the time i spent there as the owner had said she would clear up all the dog eggs off the lawn, which granted she did but straight into the flowerbeds where i was supposed to be working. I didn't know what to say or do so i rang the Oracle (Mr Lofthouse) for his sage advice which was dog egg tax or walk, i took the latter option after cleaning my boots and tools under her patio tap.

[Saw-sick Steve]

This is true, I kid you not. I went to a place about 2 or 3 years ago, married couple, teenage kids, I had to go through the house to get to the back garden, I was having to dodge the dog crap walking through the living room

 

Have you been back to Camborne since?

[cousin jack]

Have you been back to Camborne since?

 

I should of known you'd jump on that one

The funny thing was they did'nt say anything, no apoligies no reference to it, the floor must have had several piles on it, and they were seemingly oblivious to it

[Saw-sick Steve]

I should of known you'd jump on that one

The funny thing was they did'nt say anything, no apoligies no reference to it, the floor must have had several piles on it, and they were seemingly oblivious to it

 

Yep, thats Camborne alright...

[Tommy_B]

Funniest thread I've read in a long while!!!

[cousin jack]

Yep, thats Camborne alright...

 

Oi chopper, did you know Redruth was the very first town in Cornwall to have a bypass built for it, that was one thing the planners got right

[timtree81]

when i was a lad i used to work for a local landscaper,who done contract grass cutting,for schools ,pubs ,etc,one day we were working at a pub striming and the grass was quite long ,where the boss went stright through a babys nappie ,that was with me for quite some time !errrr!

[chilli]

I do a fair bit of grass cutting including the local pub where there are two dogs. The owners became quite good at clearing up after I let it be known that I charged an extra quid for every turd I came across.

[bggc]

I had a 'nice' experience only yesterday, doing some leaf clearance work in some borders with my blower/vac, before i had chance to avoid it i was sucking up and mulching cat sh@t, the smell hit me like a brick! and when you hav'nt got time to strip your machine down for a clean it continues hitting you like a brick!! Having said that i think the worst is when you can smell it in the van, you've got the blowers on warm and that fruity shitty unmistakable stink fills the cab, naturally you look down and there it is, a great big ginger wedge of dog shite right on the clutch pedal! aaaaaaaarrrrgh!