How are the veggies coming along?

[AHPP]

A day and a half in the house and a George the Hopeless didn’t bother her arse to even get out of the carrier bag she was in. Threw her back into genpop with firm instruction to buck up or get strangled. Check at lunchtime. 
 

 

Edited December 5 by AHPP

[AHPP]

George is still alive. Every time I put her somewhere, she somehow manages to end up shuffling up a few inches further than the last shuffle from the last graceless heap she was left in. She flaps and gripes at me a bit harder each time I pick her up. Small improvements. Play on for now. Maybe I'll learn something.

[peds]

Try singing to her.

[AHPP]

Aye. That'll relax her...

 

Since you've mentioned it though, I'm not missing the opportunity to shoehorn in a link to my band's new EP. You have to be shameless when you have more driving licence points than fans.

 

 

[AHPP]

On 05/12/2024 at 10:59, AHPP said:

A day and a half in the house and a George the Hopeless didn’t bother her arse to even get out of the carrier bag she was in. Threw her back into genpop with firm instruction to buck up or get strangled. Check at lunchtime. 
 

 

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On 06/12/2024 at 20:47, AHPP said:

George is still alive. Every time I put her somewhere, she somehow manages to end up shuffling up a few inches further than the last shuffle from the last graceless heap she was left in. She flaps and gripes at me a bit harder each time I pick her up. Small improvements. Play on for now. Maybe I'll learn something.

 

The unsurprising end to the tale of Hopeless George. Talk to your children about bullying.

 

 

[Mick Dempsey]

Very sad, chickens are such tragic creatures.

[peds]

Thoughts and prayers.

 

Bury her deep in the compost pile, return her soul to the soil.