Hitting a parked vehicle and not leaving details

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

I'll just keep slugging away at it, we'll get there in the end!!

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

16 August 2017, 10:00 Bodmin County Court.

 

1 more whiskey (yes - Irish) then off to bed pondering on the potential outcome of tomorrow's proceedings.....

 

 

[eggsarascal]

8 minutes ago, kevinjohnsonmbe said:

16 August 2017, 10:00 Bodmin County Court.

 

1 more whiskey (yes - Irish) then off to bed pondering on the potential outcome of tomorrow's proceedings.....

 

 

You'll probably get six months for wasting official bodies time.

 

being serious, best of luck with it.

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

13 minutes ago, eggsarascal said:

You'll probably get six months for wasting official bodies time.

 

being serious, best of luck with it.

 cheers Mr E! 

 

If all all goes quiet, I'm banged up in Bodmin Gaol for abusing the beak!

 

Came pretty close to contempt of Court at the last HMRC hearing!

[eggsarascal]

12 minutes ago, kevinjohnsonmbe said:

 cheers Mr E! 

 

If all all goes quiet, I'm banged up in Bodmin Gaol for abusing the beak!

 

Came pretty close to contempt of Court at the last HMRC hearing!

I'm sure it will be fine, from what you've posted.

 

Just remember....... Sometimes it's best to keep ya gob shut. It's a long way from Suffolk to Bodmin with a VO and half ounce of Baccy.

[Gary Prentice]

34 minutes ago, kevinjohnsonmbe said:

 cheers Mr E! 

 

If all all goes quiet, I'm banged up in Bodmin Gaol for abusing the beak!

 

Came pretty close to contempt of Court at the last HMRC hearing!

I think I've sussed you out, you're educating yourself about the establishment and the system, infiltrating it and planning on changing it from the inside 

 

Parish Council - tick box, Magistrate/JP - still gaining experience. MP for Cornwall in the pipeline?

[eggsarascal]

20 minutes ago, Gary Prentice said:

I think I've sussed you out, you're educating yourself about the establishment and the system, infiltrating it and planning on changing it from the inside 

 

Parish Council - tick box, Magistrate/JP - still gaining experience. MP for Cornwall in the pipeline?

More chance of him ending up in the village stocks.

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

7 hours ago, Gary Prentice said:

I think I've sussed you out, you're educating yourself about the establishment and the system, infiltrating it and planning on changing it from the inside 

 

Parish Council - tick box, Magistrate/JP - still gaining experience. MP for Cornwall in the pipeline?

 

6 hours ago, eggsarascal said:

More chance of him ending up in the village stocks.

Gary, your wisdom and insight do you credit! (it's better to be inside the tent pi55ing out, rather than outside the tent pi55ing in!!)

 

I'm flattered!

 

Eggs, Mmmmmm....  Your grasp of reality is, as ever, a little hash but on the money!

 

Edited August 16, 2017 by kevinjohnsonmbe

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

TV cameras in attendance! Not for me (not yet at least!)

 

This case is also being heard at 10:00.  

 

Hopefully, I'll get a chance to shake his hand....

 

http://www.horseandhound.co.uk/news/police-called-shots-fired-near-north-cornwall-hunt-609380

 

 

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

Case won!

 

Costs awarded and Court fees reimbursed. 

 

After some celebratory bacon sandwiches, and catching up on some work, I'll post a summary of, what might be, interesting and relevant reflections in case anyone finds them self in similar circumstances in the future. 

 

PS no stocks Mr E! Beak was very decent chap!!

Edited August 16, 2017 by kevinjohnsonmbe