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Anno

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  1. I get the impression that if Trump bummed these two in the woods they would still defend them on here...
  2. Those bottlenosed dolphins at Scarborough wont be happy.
  3. Only buds i can see on them are Horse Chestnut?
  4. All well out of print now, you could try the Arb Association Bookshop?
  5. Yes, number two was most useful 'Diagnosis of ill health in Trees' by Strouts and Winter though.
  6. now that was some stripper, rivalled 'Sticky Vicky' back in the day...
  7. amazing story and a truly great album in Broken English and as a very impressionable teenager I loved her work (and outfit) in 'Girl on a Motorcycle' RIP
  8. Do what most people around here do, get out of your caravan, go to printers, feed them lies about qualifications and sort out a made up address, get them to print some flyers, bomb every house in any given area then just pitch up and butcher what tree you like and rip the customer off financially while a 14 year old absconding school stands in the business end of a chipper in white traing shoes with no PPE. Boils my piss.
  9. So again i was right, you did wade in with your jack boots on and miss the point, in terms of back handers the Tories have lined their own pockets for decades giving contracts to their public schoolboy chums left right and centre, p***********************************************k.
  10. but the nation voted to unburden thenselves of the absolute shit show the Tories gave us for years and because they crashed the economy in one budget, stick to your reactionary tugging off on Trump and the USA because again like in most things you are clueless. surely there are other sites you can go to to chat shite on rather than clogging up this one?
  11. so Russel Brand is now okay because retired super scout Bear Arse says so? as Johnno would say f***********************************k off!
  12. You can't keep a good cat down... Two more lynx spotted in Scottish Highland woods after pair captured | Animals | The Guardian WWW.THEGUARDIAN.COM Police urge public not to approach illegally released animals understood to have been spotted by cameras in Cairngorms Bleedin' immigrunts comin' over here grooming our Roe deer we want to shoot etc etc.
  13. Double checked the guardian, no mention of eco mongs. We do have however an overabundance of ego mongs aroind here...
  14. https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2025/jan/09/two-lynx-captured-after-being-illegally-released-in-scottish-highlands
  15. Audacious little prick, too much money and looks like he got burned in a fire, should go back to his toy box...
  16. thats the funniest one yet, you wade in all the time and sit like a Vulture waiting to regurgitate your skewed doctrines, triggered by anyone you disagree with!
  17. F**********************************************************************kin' hell!
  18. Jeeezus this is duller than 'whats in the news today!' I was in the SAS, 'Saturdays and Sundays', TA...
  19. Very much dependant on the nature of the Survey you have been asked to undertake, for example Utilities work has its own route and Mortgage and Subsidance work needs the more academic approach.
  20. 61 and happy to own it, looking forward to retiring.
  21. Brilliant, I watched every episode of Kung Fu. Should that be F************c*****?
  22. Ooooh that really funny if it edits you and not my c**k, I would be getting really paranoid about that... You're not aggressive, one of my best mates around here is my biker chum, he's called 'Evil John' - two reasons, he's proper evil, and his name is John (for legal reason's and avoiding prosecution.)
  23. just a little tip about showing aggression and getting wound up, for everyone, no one in particular, as a helpful thing - when you use asterisks to avoid swear words just replace a letter each with one * rather than something like F***************ing, and don't emphasise the last two with a flourish, like a classical pianist, in triumph; like a c**k. I know its a little thing, but it makes me want to shoot small animals, or attack a badger with spoons. Crack on... PS Asterisk was the little one, the big feller with the rock was Obelix, he had issues with boars as well.
  24. Elm for me, when we used to have them...
  25. “When I walked past this guy, and he hit me with the egg, right, I don't know it was an egg, I just feel this very warm thing running down my neck and I think, well I just think somebody's perhaps knifed me or assaulted me, you know, that all happens in a split second, and I see this fellow built like a bloody barn door, and I turned, and I reacted, and when Tony [Blair] asked me, er, what happened I said I was carrying out his orders; he told us to connect with the electorate, so I did.” — John Prescott

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