Will C

36 minutes ago, John Shutler said:

so did you shag her or not? 

We need pics - only to advise in his best interest!

Don’t over look the stihl 201 back handle. Excellent power to weight ratio, light and plenty of guts to it. 

A quick google says it Russian bull propaganda 

Take it easy eggs. Mine took a while to sort itself self completely.
I got told off by the nurse for taking a hole saw to the cast in the palm of my hand so it would sit over the gear leaver 🤣

That’s harsh, sending our best from this way

I’ve met some bullshit merchants in my time but this is well up there with the worst of them. 

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Is there a age limit to get the visa sorted?

42 minutes ago, Mark Bolam said:I see Ifor’s being tugged around most days that must gross 4t

Only 4ton come over here, our ifors average more like 6t 🤣 We work on the theory we were empty going the other way so take an average weight and we will be fine! 

those days are gone here as they have relatively recently given the island a dedicated traffic cop and he has made a mark and earned his commission by giving lots of tickets for insecure loads and weight offences. I’m yet to make his acquaintance but it rumoured he would try and give you a ticket for bald tyres on a road roller!
There are now trailers going round with nets over a load of sand as he is that tight 🤣🤦‍♂️

Did not learn from covid? Stuff from china is bad for us!  🤣

A joint of gammon boiled on the wood burner on Sunday will last me most of the week In sandwichs with home made beetroot pickle

No idea what it is but we cut one down from 8ft to 6 inch once for a customer expecting it to die and be asked to grind the stump at a later date but no the bastard thing grew back with a vengeance. 

We have done a similar deal with a turner in the past for customers, not a massive demand but it is there

24 minutes ago, Johnsond said:

The sickly seaside town that turned its back on work

APPLE.NEWS

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How lockdown and the benefits system deepened the UK’s workforce crisis

I wonder what if anything is ever gonna change this. 

An end to the benifit system as we know it might do the trick.
I’m all up for helping those who genuinely can’t work- they should be supported BUT the vast majority of benifit claimers need to be given a “job” to still get their benifits. If I was in charge they would be out sweeping the streets and digging the ditches out! Once the job was completed to the required standard they would receive a fair wage. If they didn’t like it they could go and get a better job more to their liking! As to the community service lot they would be doing similar. I reckon as a result most of the unemployed would find a “better job” fairly quickly and start to put a bit back in the pot but if they didn’t the country would be clean and tidy! Win win 👍

Another vote for noco. Been faultless in 2 years

52 minutes ago, Joe Newton said:

Double no

Triple no and an extra no for good measure. The msa160/161 don’t oil for long before giving up and the bars are made by Cadbury 

I reckon all terrain tyres were designed purely for mounting the pavement out side little Johnnys school!
They’re just as crap as mud tyres on wet tarmac and almost as crap as school run tyres off road! 
 

I like the Goodyear wrangler duratrac tyres, they seem like the least compromise between all the bad points but for full on muds just get a set of Dakar turbo/insa turbos there cheap as chips and do well off road but are shit if you don’t anticipate stopping in the next 5 miles on a wet road!

8 minutes ago, arboriculturist said:

Someone mentioned General Grabber  ?

Great if you like punctures in the sidewalls. I would avoid. 

32 minutes ago, pleasant said:

Careful Spud...you don't want to have to give back your ten mill do you???

Chain over tight?

I’m with you, a real copy is far easier 

I reckon that’s going to fire over the chip box and fill the cab up 

2 minutes ago, GarethM said:

Rumour has it from my dealer that Stihl aren't doing paper catalogues anymore.

Well that’s just pissed on @Trailoftears fire! 

Good trip eggs? 

For future reference the wood will chip but a bonfire is the best bet for all leaf.
 

It’s a tree that the customer needs convincing they want a habitat pile!