landygirl

Never trust anything that can bleed for five days without dying....

Hows about a very hard butt.......(I don't think it's that big mind you)

Hilarious!

Yes it gets the job done and failing that, I have been known to wield an ms880 with a 48inch bar. Thats hilarious, I look like a pixie!

I actually wear it in pig tails when I work, as a pony tail gives me a headache. I get some funny looks when I'm working, until folk realise that I'm female.

That's my trusty ms260. fits nicely into my handbag...

I gave my niece a toy stihl and hard hat. It was ace, pull cord worked and it revved up...bit reluctant at handing it over but I thought I'd start training her up!

Deet or start taking Thiamine tablets, they are full of all the B vitamins that mozzies don't like. You have to buy them from a chemist but they're not expensive. I end up with blood poisoning every couple of years due to mozzie bites and have found prevention is better than a cure!

Bushnell wildlife cameras. They pick up using infra red too so work at night. I also use alarm mines, fires a blank shotgun cartridge,they also provide amusement!

It sounds like you have done really well with the dog and I'm sure you have it's best interest at heart. Someone has to look out for these animals, they often are the ones to suffer in silence. Tell her it died, it would be the kindest thing for both parties and buy her a goldfish.x

I've been snowed in since Friday, gotta amuse myself somehow!

I quite like the look of the hindu pushups, lost concentration after those.....

Bloody snow everywhere and trees crashing down around me as I live in woodlands. Plenty of work once it thaws. I'm going to asda in my tractor!