the village idiot
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Everything posted by the village idiot
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I fear not. I am allergic to Scots. My minders maintain a ten mile exclusion zone between me and the under-evolved savages.
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Indeed! I am quite sure that we grow an all together superior stem down here, the right side of Derby.
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You are wrong there young simpleton. I like to think of myself as a respected supporter of the less abled woodland underclasses. You are very welcome to collect the Royal shavings. Leave but one woody flake however and you'll feel the sharp end of my tungsten tipped Battle Boots (with 2.2 inch tapering heel and fluted thigh flange).
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I make mine out of Spruce and they work really well. I must just be better at it than you.
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Have you got your coat, or would you like me to fetch it for you?
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He is obviously an even bigger idiot than me Sean, and that's saying something!😊
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What an amazing post! Sean, you are truly inspirational. I have had the pleasure of getting to know a couple of people recently who are facing up to huge life challenges with great strength and positivity. Keep that mind set of yours and you, like they, will thrive😊
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I'll do it! Can't climb for toffee, but I'm dead keen.
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How much for a groundie... But different!
the village idiot replied to Daniël Bos's topic in General chat
Do pay attention scbk:rolleyes: Her interest lies in tree surgery not archaeology! -
You can tell I'm a forester:rolleyes: No trunk?- No idea!
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If you can remember your log in😃
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Just noticed the note stuck to your front door! I do hope it reads: LOST!! Large rose bush, very distinctive pink flowers. Any sightings please phone M.Bolam on 073********
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Stunning! At the risk of a torrent of filthy replies- does it have a nice scent?
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Indeed! One to show the grandchildren😄
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That's the 1000 up for you MM.
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Oops sorry, wrong link! Here you go..
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Not a man of the cloth myself but if anything was to convert me it would be this. Set aside 10 minutes, stick the headphones on and let this wash over your addled brain. Amazing! https://youtu.be/p-54wAE7nJI
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:lol: I see from the video that it took two people to heave his ashes into the sea! Love his version of that song though:thumbup:
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I think mine's in denial!
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:lol:
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That's ridiculous. Surely Arb/Forestry is the most manly occupation? There's no way in the world a woman could do it.
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Apologies mate.. in poor taste and below the belt.
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He's obviously quite quick to anger Eggs! Some might argue this is learnt behaviour, personally I put it down to dodgy genes.
