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  1. God knows. I was going to say something about any act of a nation state being war but that sounds like potentially a lot of argument in itself. I've probably made the situation worse just by posting. In the words of Al Murray, "CAREFUL!"
  2. Seed ID please. This is hacking me off that I can’t remember the name for them. On some bread described as ‘naan inspired loaf’ or similar. I was sceptical too but it’s in fact lovely. Anyway. What are the seeds?
  3. “Counter intelligence” You’re wasted on tree work, Mick.
  4. Gotcha. Steven P said base. I read underneath. Inside is considerably more sane. What a load of bollocks anyway though. You’re either driving or not. The clue is the van moving. And yet the law of England appears to have spent a thousand years evolving into a stupid game of who can really really really show that they really really really really times infinity plus one weren’t going to drive, no get backs, no returns. ****************ing pathetic.
  5. Where does this suggestion to keep keys in an exterior box come from? What a stupid idea. Publicise to highwaymen that they can take their time on a break-in because the van can’t be driven away. And then once they’ve subdued the occupant, they know where to find the keys. I’ll be in a quiet lay-by later this week and then again the week after next. I might have a couple of beers before bed. The keys will be in my boot, next to my bed, next to my alsatian. Come and take them.
  6. @Steve Bullman I'll pay you to shut this thread.
  7. Are Swazi hoods more tunnelly than Ridgeline hoods? I tried on a Ridgeline the other week. The sides are quite open, presumably for shooting. I want something I can more hide from bad weather in.
  8. AHPP

    ArbDogs? Pics!

    It does affect no claims. At least it did for my mate, who I believe and trust above car insurers.
  9. AHPP

    ArbDogs? Pics!

    Haven’t looked for just glass yet. First thought was a whole door. A job for Monday morning anyway. Too depressed with the whole escapade now. Speaking of which, it’s a gun shop in the photo. The Saturday bloke came out as I arrived, went to make a fuss of the dog and then noticed the missing bit of car. Made remarks on the glass, borrowed a dustpan and brush, bought some ammo and browsed for a few minutes. “Right then. Must be off. Thanks very much.” ”Thank you, sir. Have a nice weekend.” ”I’m going home to talk to Autoglass and probably shoot myself.” … <glancing at the bag of bullets he’d just sold me> “Please don’t joke, sir.”
  10. AHPP

    ArbDogs? Pics!

    It will be but by the time I’ve paid an excess and been spanked by premiums for the next few years it’ll be cheaper to DIY it.
  11. AHPP

    ArbDogs? Pics!

    I suspect I’ll find it less funny when I start finding quotes to fix it on Monday. Autoglass will be over £300. I might as well buy a parts van.
  12. AHPP

    ArbDogs? Pics!

    I found it pretty funny all things considered. He came and cowered on my side of the cab for the couple of minutes it took to get to the shop I was aiming for. Put on a very surprised and innocent look for me. “I barely breathed on it, boss!”
  13. AHPP

    ArbDogs? Pics!

    Small road, oncoming Porsche. Bounced the van into a passing space. Presumably Sailor’s nose bounced into the window. It was down 6 inches so not supported along top edge. He’ll have bumped into it a thousand times before but obviously today was harder or just the straw that broke the camel’s back.
  14. AHPP

    ArbDogs? Pics!

    Dog vs van door, part deux.
  15. Try the prompt the other way round. You could probably find it ready made actually. The internet is a diverse place.
  16. I haven’t watched this in years.
  17. I hasten to add I didn’t buy it and wouldn’t. Mainly because every Brew Dog I’ve ever had has been a disappointment but also because I imagine that ten seconds of research would show that I paid for their stupid forest.
  18. The nun costumes come in latex as well btw.
  19. Put some batteries on charge and wrapped all the 8mm hex socket drivers in red electrical tape to make them quick to find when driving timber screws. The day is mine.
  20. That’s a man with a taste for survival.
  21. Butter your Bourbon biscuits, bitches.
  22. Google latex burqa or latex niqab. Who knows how it might advance the discussion.
  23. Vaguely related. 13 K réactions · 5,8 K partages | Alexandru Pintoiu on Reels WWW.FACEBOOK.COM

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