AHPP

Man plans, god laughs.

Serious gear all of a sudden! 650ml is a weird size can too. Not a forty but clearly goes to the same church.

I bet they do!

Do they somehow manage to provide the tax collection and planning enforcement services though?

I recently made an application to change a hearing date. Called the court to pay the application fee. They said they’d call me when they got to my application and take the fee then. OK. When will that be? About five weeks. The hearing’s in three weeks. I heard her shrug. Anyway. I sweet-talked her and queue-jumped five weeks of people. Hardly fair for them. Whole thing’s a mess.

Put up the bat signal. That needs doing. It’s a bonny hedge. Someone might be happy to do it for some shooting/ferreting permission or something. Good swap for the right person.

Got up early to go stalking. Set an alarm and everything. Can’t find an important part of the operation. Now I’ve put the kettle on and sat down. Another day… Handily its likely location has just flagged in my mind now I’ve mentioned it.

Refer to postmen as couriers btw. They appreciate the nuance.

That’s handy for the freshly minted Michael Horatio Dempsey of Tunis Street, Tunis. He probably drives an imported Morris Minor to keep the ruse going.

Not enough people know about Lysander Spooner btw. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Letter_Mail_Company

One massive danger is service of legal proceedings. There are timescales that start when a form is posted, not received. With a long enough postal delay, you could get sued and lose by default (by not replying) without ever knowing about it. Perhaps state business should be delivered by state postmen.

The first one does. That looks steep as. Any photos after casting up?

Every November, the people who run the firework night near me have the fhucking gall to put a card through my letterbox to display in my vehicle, purportedly granting me permission on the night of the event to drive along the road I own and park at the house I own. I've chased the bloke down the street to give them back before and I've several times made a point of going out in the van to calmly waft past their signs and security people. Did it twice once. Have they bollocks got a traffic regulation order.

Fawcett Down would have been just as funny and not appalled at least 51% of the client base. Like Pete's daily three words from the paper, you have to sound it out.

Deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall. You need me on that wall.