AHPP

Had one. Shot zero arabs with it. Guns don't kill people, rabbis do.

Yes. Stop hiding behind details. That bloke over there kicked those children to death. Which foot did he do it with? **************** off.

I'm (as part of my unabomber arc) becoming a luddite. A friend asked me the other day when I thought technology should have stopped. She reckoned the age of the Nokia 3310. I said go back further, at least before machine guns. Now I love guns (and I wouldn't dream of telling anyone they can't have any) but it's mainly large criminal organisations like nation states using machine guns so I might be quietly pleased if they didn't exist. You wouldn't miss what you didn't know. Might be. Not fully sure what I think about it yet.

It starts slow and a bit luvvie but stick with it. There are a few eye opening bits. Plus it's just hilarious.

Pay your staff well.

Not this time. It broke down into dog numbers quite nicely and they need the meat more than I do. Might have done if the Rayburn was going.

Aye. Thanks, both. Had to look up whether beech have the rays because I was pretty sure it wasn't oak or sweet chestnut. What else has them? Come to think of it, what are they?

A bloke better come and install it in the tree for you for that.

How much!?

He's barely been down, the annoyingly positive mindsetter. Makes you sick.

I'm not paying for the ammo. Just turn the dole off and put the phone down the second you hear an accent. They'll soon sod off. There's no other reason to want a brown caliphate stuck out in the East Atlantic.

He's alright. Walking etc. Got off lightly. Could have been spacked. In good spirits. Concentrating on rehab. Probably be back once the embarrassment wears off a bit more.

Dry Wet Wet I’m seeing very prominent medullary rays. Just done a muntjac on it. Four meals for two dogs. Sailor had the head for breakfast. Ran up to the gate to bark at someone with it in his mouth, his tongue hanging out one side, muntjac tongue the other. Artful PR.

Had this on the brain for a few weeks. Band not leaping out of their seats to cover it sadly.

A former colleague's brother had the best GCSE summer holiday work experience you've ever heard of. At sixteen, he spent a week shooting machine guns in the basement there, with other people's ammo.