AHPP

Oi.

Are you being serious or did you notice that I edited my post from 38 to 37 (because I’ve started to forget my age)?

Prices for eveything else are raging. The gold chart looks like a skateboard ramp. But £2 cider is still resolutely £2. Bread and circus.

Tonight's dinner - bread, butter, marmite and suspiciously inflation-immune £2 cider.

We need an art thread.

I've started walking with a stick. I'm 37.

Maximum contact with pan (less curling), more sizzle, more brown. Bit of a lid too.

That's her. I'm sure she's the sweetest of sweetnesses and the lightest of lights when not acting up for the camera. But she's probably made more money from one video than I have this decade so who cares what I think. What I do like about her is the slam cut editing. No need to watch onions frying for 10 seconds. I'd worked it out in the first 0.5 seconds. Slow mo can sod off for the same reason. I can make it slow in the player if I want. What I do definitely want though is to see is it at normal speed since I live my life at normal speed. I've drifted onto tree work videos now. Hinges don't move at 0.25x speed in real life.

Since it’s not come up for while, yes, I’m aware I have Britain’s worst cookertop.

Facebook has been pushing me videos from a restaurant in London (Fallow), which I think belongs to some name or other. Really informative little lessons, the ones I remember being on pan sauces. Also seen some from some bolshy New York lesbian called Olivia about how to use stainless pans. Combined both teachings last night to fry a partridge and then whip up a mushroom, onion and red wine slop from the fond. Meat was tough. Sauce was good. Potatoes are god knows what variety but they’re rubbish for mash. Wet.

You’ve tagged the wrong Steven. I was going to use this one instead of the dog sketch but the crop wouldn’t work with the little circle. Climbing at the Roaches circa 2005.

They both work for the government…

God, it’s like Crufts in here.

Yes. There’s how we do it in the UK and how they do it in the US. No other choices or variations exist or can exist.