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cousin jack

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  1. Sorry, thats all mine mate, I'm only trying to wind SSS up.
  2. No kids, unless you include 31 yr old daughter and 20yr old son and girlfriend. I was talking to someone from the LA today, and he knew the place, he told me the place was cleaned out not so long ago
  3. I got there about 8am to look at the job, the lady was telling me how she'd been up since 6am to make sandwiches for her son and daughter for work, she also went on to say she made sandwiches for someone who works with her son, I wondered if the poor bugger had ever been in their home and seen the catering arrangements.
  4. Don't worry, I told them it would be strictly cash up front, I don't think for one minute they will come back to me.
  5. Thank you, your a gentleman, and I never have believed the things they say about you
  6. It really had to be seen to be believed, I would love to have got some more photos, but could'nt without making it obvious. Funny thing was pop's stayed glued to the TV all the time, and was watching the coverage from parliament, I would have had him down as a candidate for the Jeremy Kyle show myself.
  7. Theres five of them live in the house, I could barely get through the hallway, piled head high with rubbish, and I know I saw rat droppings on the floor. Anyway, I don't think they will accept my quote, "we'll 'ave a think about it".
  8. I was asked if I wanted one, "no, I'm okay thanks, just had one".
  9. I was asked if I could "tidy" up a garden, I first had to go through the kitchen, the brambles were averaging 6-8ft high, it is a shed you can see in the background, and "oh, could you clear up the rubbish as well,". "Yes, I can do it", and gave the lady of the house a price, not sure if the coughing and spluttering was because of the fags, but when she said, " I thought it would be about £50", I realised it was my priceing. Anyway see what you think. Apparently the dog was out there, I do believe it had died some time ago.
  10. I thought the title might grab your attention, this is for all you closet horse loggers out there [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rubxQ5ATGZM]YouTube - Skogshästen - Forest Horse working[/ame]
  11. Bracken, cracking retriever, would probably be doing field trials in the right hands.
  12. Well, at least England managed to play with some heart, it was their best performance of the autumn. All credit to Scotland though, that was some defensive performance from them, to beat the Aussies.
  13. Doh, I must start thinking ahead, and shut the door before you waltz in!
  14. The free ad papers are full of them up here, mainly benefit claiments I think
  15. Has been quiet the last month, but phone very busy yesterday, and I've got about 15 cube to go out next week, so happy bunny now.
  16. Now listen hear, this is getting personal now, I used to play for Veor, and I will not have their name tarnished by linking them to the likes of Camborne and Redruth, OK. By the way, don't tell me you used to play for Illogan Park, if you did then I have probably kicked/stanked on you at some stage in your career..
  17. Me, or person with the 2 large oak trunks for sale?
  18. What do you know about rugby, chopper,
  19. We used to have a large hardwood mill up the road from me, they have closed the mill down, but they are busier than ever, all their oak comes from eastern europe, already milled to any spec they require. The funny thing is I supply the owner and MD, with firewood
  20. You must let me know if you have a litter from her, I would be interested in one. Funnily enough mine was a big softie, but a brilliant ratter, sharp as a needle.

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