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Gordon Brown called Alastair Darling into his office one day and said, 'Alastair, I have a great idea! We are going to go all out to win back Middle England '. 'Good idea PM; how will we go about it?' said Darling. 'Well' said Brown 'we'll get ourselves two of those long Barbour coats, some proper wellies, a stick and a flat cap, oh and a Labrador. Then we'll really look the part. We'll go to a nice old country pub, in Much Something or other, and we'll show we really enjoy the countryside, ........ Oh - and remember not to mention the Hunting with Dogs Act' . 'Right PM' said Darling. So a few days later, all kitted out and with the requisite Labrador at heel, they set off from London . Eventually they arrived at just the place they were looking for and found a lovely country pub and, with the dog, went in and up to the bar. 'Good evening, Landlord. Two pints of you best ale, from the wood, please' said Brown. 'Good evening, Prime Minister' said the landlord; 'two pints of best it is, coming up' . Brown and Darling stood leaning on the bar contemplating new taxes, nodding now and again to those who came in for a drink, whilst the dog lay quietly at their feet. As they drank their beer they chatted about how heart-rending it was that pensioners were being imprisoned for not paying the council tax. All of a sudden, the door from the adjacent bar opened and in came a grizzled old shepherd, complete with crook. He walked up to the Labrador lifted its tail and looked underneath, shrugged his shoulders and walked back to the other bar. A few moments later, in came a wizened farmer who followed the same procedure. To the bewilderment of Brown & Darling people of all ages and gender followed suit over the next hour. Eventually, unable to stand it any longer, Darling called the landlord over. 'Tell me' said Darling, 'Why did all those people come in and look under the dog's tail like that? Is it an old Custom? 'Good Lord no,' said the landlord. 'It's just that someone has told them that there was a Labrador in this bar with two arseholes'.

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too true shame theres not more like him.

clinometer !! http://www.atozsupplies.co.uk/welcome.aspx

its prob got a built in charger inside the electronic ign system inside the flywheel

yes very true , seems to me around here,they all want s/e subbies and want to pay an employed day rate

yeah bit of a struggle on the first few, but once past them a gr8 climb

about 35m

views from a welly i climbed today,just had to take me camera

tell u wot then rupe u buy mine & i`ll buy urs and w`ell both b quids in

yep defo,more interesting anyway & gives the grey matter some work

trust 4 me aswell 01604496613 mine was £525

if its magnesium u might have a problem as it`s a bugger to weld and that stuff catches fire just grinding it

hiya rupe, have a look in the sun news paper wolf compressor 3hp v twin 14 cfm,50l tank 116 psi 199 quid .worth a look

can`t believe u did that ! glad ur ok tho

haha i wish would luv a go on one of them lol,not 240volt tho

yes mixedgas megalodon rebreather

heres mine

Little Billy asks his dad for a telly in his room. Dad reluctantly agrees. Next day Billy comes downstairs and asks,'Dad, what's love juice?' Dad looks horrified and tells Billy all about sex. Billy just sat there with his mouth open in amazement. Dad says: 'So what were you watchin'?' Billy says, ' Wimbledon

A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, ‘Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish. The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.' The Lord said, 'Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It ill nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.' The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, 'Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a Woman truly happy.' The Lord replied, 'You want two lanes or four on that bridge?

044 with a couple of differant size bars,gotta good m8 with a 3120 if i need 1,only needed it once tho.otherwise 020t for climbing haven`t found anything to beat it yet,anybody tried the makita?used to make gr8 electrical kit wots the saws like?

allways buy outright if you can,probally not the most tax efficiant way but when times are hard you aint gotta pay the rent and it aint drinkin or eating anything if its parked up

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