Oh dear...travellers have arrived

[Johny Walker]

I know, mad innit. My mate used to sell expensive caravans. LMC are about the best you can get and he said the richest travellers had theirs custom made with the sinks, kitchens and showers left out.

 

i can understand the kitchen bit , as theere fond of there mc,chavs:laugh1:

[K1200rs]

50 Ir.sh pik.es attending their AGM in a big caravan.

All of a sudden there's a big explosion and all the gas bottles go up and blow everyone to smithereens.

Next day there's 50 Ir.ish pick.es all lined up outside the gates of heaven.

Peter comes down and says you must be those Ir.sh pick.ies that got blown up yesterday, wait there, I'll go up and check with God and see if you can come in.

Peter goes up to see God and says we've got 50 Irii.sh pick.ies down at the gates , shall I let them in?

God says Ir. sh pik.es?? I dunno. Tell you what, go back down and get a list of all their names and I'll see how bad theve been.

So Peter goes back down to the gates, two minutes later he's back up again.

God says BLOODY ELL that was quick, Peter says THEVE GONE!!!!

God says GONE??? wad y'a mean GONE!!!! They can't be gone there all DEAD!!!

Peter says Noooooo.........THE GATES!!!!!!!