i aint getting fed for a week !!

[IVECOKID]

I must say that Kitchen roll and Baby wipes were absolutely useless.

 

Ste

[Goaty]

I must say that Kitchen roll and Baby wipes were absolutely useless.

 

Ste

 

You need to be in the cupboard under the sink for the industrial grade gear. Make sure you put it back and replace empties!

[the village idiot]

I heated a crankcase on a 362xp in the oven to fit bearings. It worked a treat.

 

I'll be sending any oven work to Spud now I'm banned from using the oven for business purposes. He will be able to do it when then Mrs goes out now he's full time technician from home.

 

And mr idiot you have taught me something. The kit-chen. Still it's not a comfort zone for me, it's one of those zones where you always need to check you back and leave no evidence that you was there.

 

Mrs Idiot got in a right paddy when I spread strawberry jam all over the conservatory.

 

The world's gone mad!

[peatff]

Mrs Idiot got in a right paddy when I spread strawberry jam all over the conservatory.

 

The world's gone mad!

 

What else are you supposed to do with it ? You mean strawberry conserve don't you ?

[aspenarb]

I must say that Kitchen roll and Baby wipes were absolutely useless.

 

Ste

 

An old english sheepdog is quite absorbent

 

Bob

[mikeh]

Well no one asked so I will.....what on earth were you doing in your wifes kitchen in the first place???

 

:lol: brilliant! Totally agree - next he'll be telling us he babysits the kids so she can have some quality time!

[the village idiot]

:lol: brilliant! Totally agree - next he'll be telling us he babysits the kids so she can have some quality time!

 

Cut the guy some slack. He insists on charging not a penny more than minimum wage for his babysitting duties.

[biggarlogs]

Hey kid you hungry?just had roasted cheese on toast. ...my wife loves mexxxx

[Guest the cleaner]

Hey kid you hungry?just had roasted cheese on toast. ...my wife loves mexxxx

 

Only when you leave the dirt OUTSIDE

[Guest the cleaner]

Maybe I should teach you the skills of cleaning biggarlogs:001_tt2: