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Stihl users are usually poofish arborialists with long hair, bangles and a battered LDV. They keep them polished in a special case, and cry if it rains on their precious saw.

They are obsessed with all things stihl (or should I say still - you hardly ever see them moving) to the point of wearing tight strechy stihll pants, vests, socks, hair scrunchies, scarves. They run best on a combination of shandy and perfume, and thats if they ever can get them started. It does'nt matter if they cant get them started though, as they are usually working in some old dears garden charging £100000 to dismantle one little cherry.

Husky's on the other hand, are proper mens machines, will work in the forest all day, you could leave one buried in a bog for a year and it would still start with half a pull. They are that powerfull and economical that they have inverse fuel consumption - you occasionaly have to open the cap and pour the excess fuel out. Husky users eschew fancy PPE, and can usually be seen as a busy blur of pulpwood and sawlogs wearing jeans and a vest, and thats at 6 in the morning. lunches are taking without even letting go of the throttle, tea heated on the exhaust.

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Stihl users are usually poofish arborialists with long hair, bangles and a battered LDV. They keep them polished in a special case, and cry if it rains on their precious saw.

They are obsessed with all things stihl (or should I say still - you hardly ever see them moving) to the point of wearing tight strechy stihll pants, vests, socks, hair scrunchies, scarves. They run best on a combination of shandy and perfume, and thats if they ever can get them started. It does'nt matter if they cant get them started though, as they are usually working in some old dears garden charging £100000 to dismantle one little cherry.

Husky's on the other hand, are proper mens machines, will work in the forest all day, you could leave one buried in a bog for a year and it would still start with half a pull. They are that powerfull and economical that they have inverse fuel consumption - you occasionaly have to open the cap and pour the excess fuel out. Husky users eschew fancy PPE, and can usually be seen as a busy blur of pulpwood and sawlogs wearing jeans and a vest, and thats at 6 in the morning. lunches are taking without even letting go of the throttle, tea heated on the exhaust.

 

Have you been sniffing the two stroke again???:blink::blink:

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well all you husky pulp snedding maniacs can knock yourself out, i am away to put some cherry tree money in the bank, after my latte and marks and sparks biskwits. and since i am off now till monday i may even crack oper a bottle of bubbly for washing down my lobster:001_tt2::thumbup:

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well all you husky pulp snedding maniacs can knock yourself out, i am away to put some cherry tree money in the bank, after my latte and marks and sparks biskwits. and since i am off now till monday i may even crack oper a bottle of bubbly for washing down my lobster:001_tt2::thumbup:

Didn't know cider went down well with lobster LOL

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