Jump to content

Log in or register to remove this advert

Recommended Posts

Posted

Ok, I lost my father last Monday, tough times.

 

Then I went & did this.....:blushing::stupid:

 

I committed a heinous mistake yesterday....now don't read on if your not fond of dark humor, but I am working with my nephew 'tim tom' getting things straight at my father's house, where we are having his funeral based from.

 

My father's name is Peter, rest his soul, he always said,'just chuck me in a hole when I go'.

 

He has a 4 acre garden, so we have a lot of work to do there to please my mother & two sisters & get it looking pristine....

 

Anyway, I'm over there with my digger & truck, spreading the drive, Tim tom had just got back from the garden centre with a ton of compost type material,in my truck, & was setting off again for some pea shingle, the women of the family were having tea on the porch, organising us, as they do, & mutton head me, on seeing Tim setting off without having unloaded, shouts out to him;

 

'Tim, Tim, stop'...he retorts, 'Why'?

 

Then I go and say it, at the top of my voice.....' You've still got Pete in the back of the back of the truck'!

 

The wailing that ensued from the porch resembled a siren's fish market!!!:001_rolleyes:

 

If this can cause a laugh or smile to cross a few faces here I'm a happier man for my errant ways....:001_smile:

Log in or register to remove this advert

Posted

Sorry to hear about your father Geoff.

 

It's always difficult to find the correct words when a loved one has passed and with peoples emotional state as it is great care is required.

 

I like dark humour and admit a smile ensued....

 

Now I feel bad!

Posted

Made me laugh - every bit helps. just think what your Father would have thought of that too!

 

Condolences on your loss, congratulations on your openness and humour.

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
  •  

About

Arbtalk.co.uk is a hub for the arboriculture industry in the UK.  
If you're just starting out and you need business, equipment, tech or training support you're in the right place.  If you've done it, made it, got a van load of oily t-shirts and have decided to give something back by sharing your knowledge or wisdom,  then you're welcome too.
If you would like to contribute to making this industry more effective and safe then welcome.
Just like a living tree, it'll always be a work in progress.
Please have a look around, sign up, share and contribute the best you have.

See you inside.

The Arbtalk Team

Follow us

Articles

×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

We have placed cookies on your device to help make this website better. You can adjust your cookie settings, otherwise we'll assume you're okay to continue.