Just had someone ring up selling the solar panels

[mendiplogs]

HI all just had someone ring up trying to sell me Solarpanels how old are im in my 40 are are you in a conservation area yes I said is your house listed yes I said sorry the woman said we cannot help you O O O I said then she went on here way thanks Jon

[Daniël Bos]

I just went to the shop as the only ATM in the village is in it, while I was there I bought some crisps (pipers, the best crisps by far!) Even though I didn't need any. At the till sally who served me said just how cute my puppy looked with its tiny head sticking out the bib of my dungarees. Then I paid and went home. Thanks Daniel.

[mendiplogs]

I just went to the shop as the only ATM in the village is in it, while I was there I bought some crisps (pipers, the best crisps by far!) Even though I didn't need any. At the till sally who served me said just how cute my puppy looked with its tiny head sticking out the bib of my dungarees. Then I paid and went home. Thanks Daniel.

 

Hi ROVER YOUR one mate thanks Jon

[woodland dweller]

Hi mendip, i tell them they a'int no good for me as i live in a middle of a

wood and have a thatch roof.

[mendiplogs]

Hi mendip, i tell them they a'int no good for me as i live in a middle of a

wood and have a thatch roof.

 

HI WOOD sound great that thanks jon

[Stubby]

Im tell em I have Vlux windows on the southern aspect coz I have .....

[mendiplogs]

Im tell em I have Vlux windows on the southern aspect coz I have .....

 

HI STUBBY thats the way mate any think to get them off the phone:lol: thanks jon

[Dinosaw]

Is Rover a professional comedian? That was really funny.....

[Gary Prentice]

I just went to the shop as the only ATM in the village is in it, while I was there I bought some crisps (pipers, the best crisps by far!) Even though I didn't need any. At the till sally who served me said just how cute my puppy looked with its tiny head sticking out the bib of my dungarees. Then I paid and went home. Thanks Daniel.

 

Thanks for sharing:biggrin:

[GardenKit]

When I get calls telling me they can give me lower phone prices I put on my deepest bumpkin accent and drawl

 

"I'm zorry, I dun ave a telyfone yer"

 

There is usually a silence followed by a click.