Poetry Corner

[RichieR]

Daisy had a little skirt

It was split on both sides

Everywhere that Daisy went

The boys could see her thighs

 

Daisy had another another skirt

This one was split right up the front

Daisy didn't wear it it very often

[RichieR]

Hi VI it's pleasant plucker for me!

[Shane]

There was a young bard from Japan

Whose poems t'was said didn't scan

When asked if he knew

He said 'Yes I do -

It's just that I like to get as many words in the last line as I possibly can'

[felixthelogchopper]

When I first saw Felix The Chopper

He was drunk as a skunk, good an' proper

He was out in the street

No shoes on his feet

Waving his dong at a copper.

 

:lol:

[the village idiot]

There was a young bard from Japan

Whose poems t'was said didn't scan

When asked if he knew

He said 'Yes I do -

It's just that I like to get as many words in the last line as I possibly can'

 

Brilliant:thumbup:

[the village idiot]

Daisy had a little skirt

It was split on both sides

Everywhere that Daisy went

The boys could see her thighs

 

Daisy had another another skirt

This one was split right up the front

Daisy didn't wear it it very often

 

Do you live alone Richie?

[RichieR]

Sadly for my wife no VI !

[Shane]

Here's one what I writ a while ago

 

 

The birds are sweet, I love their song

But their tree cannot stay for long

The tree is not in the right place

It just has got too little space

Forgive me when its gone, oh please

Don’t get me wrong – I love trees

 

Each day my car I have to clean

The birds they aim, they are so mean

Such effort oh it really grieves

In winter as I scoop up leaves

Forgive me when its gone, oh please

Don’t get me wrong – I love trees

 

And that one there, if I can

Remove it and park my caravan

And that one there makes my house dark

My second car right there could park

Forgive me when its gone, oh please

Don’t get me wrong – I love trees

 

It’s near my roof, yes that one there

Just take it down, we need fresh air

The guy next door, he’s such a swine

Lets all his branches grow over mine

Forgive me when its gone, oh please

Don’t get me wrong – I love trees

 

The drive’s too narrow, getting out is hell

Lets have that one out as well

The last tree really makes me worry

It waves around in windy flurry

Forgive me when its gone, oh please

Don’t get me wrong – I love trees

 

Don’t quote too much, Im not too wealthy

And all this worry made me unhealthy

They have to go and most sincere

I’ve done my bit for the atmosphere

Forgive me when its gone, oh please

Don’t get me wrong – I love trees

[the village idiot]

Heres a first line for you Village Idiot,

 

Come look at the size of my hornbeam...

 

Come look at the size of my horn

beamed Stubby, no longer forlorn

Those tablets I got

have right hit the spot

I can finally dispense with the porn

Edited January 26, 2015 by the village idiot
mischief

[eggsarascal]

Giv'us a fag, lend'us 10p. I won't to buy some glue you see.

Not pot or mushrooms but glue.

 

I sniff all night

I sniff all day

I sniff until my lungs heart and teeth decay

What a fecked man you say

 

On my grave I want inscribed

This man sniffed until he died

 

Came the day this was to be

Ten thousand bags I would see

 

Wonder if I'll see tomorrow