Poetry Corner

[peatff]

There was a young man from Dundee

Who was stung on the knee by a wasp

When asked, did it hurt?

He said, not a bit, it can do it again if it likes!

:-/

 

That's one of my all time favourites along with

 

I wish I was a caterpillar

Life would be a farce

sliding down the cabbage leaves

and skidding on my knees

 

[Mull]

That's one of my all time favourites along with

 

 

 

I wish I was a caterpillar

 

Life would be a farce

 

sliding down the cabbage leaves

 

and skidding on my knees

 

 

 

 

 

Haha, not heard that one peat! A new one for me👍

[sloth]

Great stuff! TVI is on a roll. Here's one,

 

...your kaleidoscope smells a funny colour...

[peatff]

I'm enjoying this thread it's bringing out the creative streak.

 

I prayed to God

I know it's odd

I'm really not religious

I needed a sign

To ease my mind

Nothing too prestigious

And then came revelation

It was really elementary

I turned around

I saw the sign

And all it said

 

No Entry.

[peatff]

There was a young girl from Prestatyn

Who said "you'll never fit that in"

I said it's a bet

I've not been beat yet

I'm sure it'll go when it's flattened.

 

and some stuff about a kaleidoscope.

[RichieR]

How about tongue twisters

[the village idiot]

Great stuff! TVI is on a roll. Here's one,

 

...your kaleidoscope smells a funny colour...

 

Pass

[the village idiot]

... told the coxswain's boat, "Now don't be blue

but i'm buying an old church canoe.

see, the Vicar's is quicker,

thicker and slicker

and 5 inches longer than you".

 

Genius:thumbup::thumbup:

[the village idiot]

There was a young girl from Prestatyn

Who said "you'll never fit that in"

I said it's a bet

I've not been beat yet

I'm sure it'll go when it's flattened.

 

and some stuff about a kaleidoscope.

 

:lol:

[the village idiot]

How about tongue twisters

 

It's a simple one, but I've been really struggling lately to say 'Ride Widening'

Bit of a problem when you're trying to sound like a professional woodsman!