An idiot alone

[Bren.]

Toffee Apples, gets em every time.

[the village idiot]

Toffee Apples, gets em every time.

 

Thanks Bren, worked a treat. Out he popped and I beat him to a pulp with a lump of hornbeam. Bloody hate wizards.

[@Wildlife_Mgr]

You must've had a fair few responses as your message box is full

[the village idiot]

You must've had a fair few responses as your message box is full

 

Ah, sorry Mark. Only just got back after a rough night. Tripped over my new battle-axe in the gloom and nailed me head to an Oak:thumbdown:

I'd left my gauntlets back at the yurt so my fingers were too cold to undo the chin strap.

Dead embarrassing, peasants keep coming through, had to pretend I was looking for truffles!

 

Anyway, I'll clear some room in the inbox straight away.

[@Wildlife_Mgr]

Peasants & battle axes... Now there's a combination that could cause problems...

[Bren.]

Peasants & battle axes... Now there's a combination that could cause problems...

You should have seen the place before he cleaned all the wizards out.

[the village idiot]

You should have seen the place before he cleaned all the wizards out.

 

You're right there Bren! Chaos it was, with a capital K!

[Stubby]

Ah, sorry Mark. Only just got back after a rough night. Tripped over my new battle-axe in the gloom and nailed me head to an Oak:thumbdown:

I'd left my gauntlets back at the yurt so my fingers were too cold to undo the chin strap.

Dead embarrassing, peasants keep coming through, had to pretend I was looking for truffles!

 

Anyway, I'll clear some room in the inbox straight away.

 

You makes I fair chuckle V.I.

[SamWhiting12]

This whole thread has had me in stitches, V.I. you sound like a top bloke, if I was closer I would definitely be up for giving you a hand. You should add some photos of the work you have been doing in the woodland, sounds like enjoyable work

[the village idiot]

This whole thread has had me in stitches, V.I. you sound like a top bloke, if I was closer I would definitely be up for giving you a hand. You should add some photos of the work you have been doing in the woodland, sounds like enjoyable work

 

Thanks for your kind words Sam, much appreciated:thumbup:

Not quite sure how I've ended up prattling on about murdering wizards when I'm supposed to be recruiting a woodland worker:confused1:

 

Your suggestion of some photos is a great idea! I'll get some pictures together and post them over Christmas, along with a lot more info on the woods and what I do in them:biggrin:

 

Stay tuned.