You know you've been in the arb game too long...

[Mark Bolam]

You know you've been in the arb game too long when....

 

You catch yourself doing pruning cuts whilst snedding timber prior to stacking in yard. Sad, sad, sad...

[Mick Stockbridge]

You know you've been in the arb game too long when....

 

You catch yourself doing pruning cuts whilst snedding timber prior to stacking in yard. Sad, sad, sad...

 

That's not sad, I've done the same myself......Sometimes I even find myself trying to drive as if I'm on my test. Now that is sad. Good little reminders though.

[josharb87]

you take a new girl out to a particular bar just because it so happens to be one street away from hte tree i forgot to do a VTA of last week whilst pruning street trees

[Dean Lofthouse]

...when you think the prussic is cutting edge technology...

[Big 'Ammer]

...when you think the prussic is cutting edge technology...

 

I've only just used used up the last of me 3 strand!!!

 

... I'll get me coat!

[Jamie]

i was at a party a few years ago and i got chating to some lady, quite attractive, she said she was doing an MSc in forestry, wow i'm a tree surgeon i said, kaaaaa-ching, we debated who was the bigger tree geek i won when i pulled out a DBH tape.

 

it never went anywhere as i'd just asked out my current girlfiend and 3 mins later after above story my sort of ex (whos birthday party it was) decided now was the time to chat to declare her undying love for me.

 

anyway i'm happy now with my lass

 

Jamie

[josharb87]

why on earth do you carry round a DBH tape??? or is that for literally measuring any potential girlfriends DBH!

[Jamie]

i had been using it in my rucksack and i forgot to take it out. i took my bag filled with all my bevvy. when we were chatting i rememberd and i found it useful for measuring her diameter at breast height:001_tongue: chicks love it

 

Jamie

[gibbon]

When your reading this on a Sunday Bank Holiday

[Dean Lofthouse]

When your reading this on a Sunday Bank Holiday

 

..or when you've spent all bank holiday sunday, getting the MEWP cleaned and checked ready for work on bank holiday monday