Taking a Leak up in a tree

[0weston0]

Sweat it out

 

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[markieg31]

i dont think peeing is a crime. Its easy to have a sly slash.

Its the nato number two you should be worried about!!! I could not post on here my crimes against the u bend! if i was to let on i would be strung up. but i am pretty sure the roses seemed to have a renewed vigor and i have saved the council a few bob in diy pot hole repairs

[treebloke]

We are asuming all climbers are men.

[tarzan]

A little tip that I use is all ways carry a 6 pint plastic milk bottle in the truck 😏

[markieg31]

We are asuming all climbers are men.

 

wel most chainsaw trousers split in the crotch so it only takes a pair of crotchless panties (something both sexes could where) and you could be aiming it anywhere or using a she wee

[pie eater pete]

Typically I simply defecate into my Hand and throw it at passers by,whilst screeching like a Chimpanzee.

:lol:

[scale90]

I wear a nappy on big climbs:blushing:

[woodrich]

I had been tidying up a big hedge all day, miles from anywhere.

I needed a dump, I knew I'd never make it back home. So took a quick one under the hedge.

Pulled my trousers up and turned round to look for the evidence, as ya do.

Nothing, not a sign! Bugger I thought it's stuck in by pants.

Dropped my trousers, checked, nothing!

Checked under the hedge again, down on my hands and knees in the undergrowth. Nothing!

Suddenly this well to do fella appears on the other side of the hedge. What ya doing? He says.

I noticed there was a beautiful big house behind him.

Blathering a bit I said. 'I was just looking at your house, it must be heaven living there'.

'Huh'! He said. 'You think so?'

'Look at this, some dirty Bstard has just sh1t on my tortoise'..

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[mdvaden]

Cool ... the poll is nearly evenly split so far between 3 options.

 

Suppose that means the area will get pretty good coverage ... lol

 

[bearfodder]

Well, as a woman only A and D are an option.... add more options for females!