Show us yer cock!

[Daniel Jiggins]

I love the sound of cock a doodle doo in the morning.

[Mull]

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I love the sound of cock a doodle doo in the morning.

 

 

Never thought I'd ever say this,

 

Nice cock mate!

[NFG]

All,

 

Er, I feel somewhat strange typing this but heres mine...

 

Hes called Sebastian & now has a large run with four girlfriends

 

N

[corylus]

Years ago our farm was used as a location for filming an episode of a dodgy Boon/Michael Elphick spin off. At the time we kept a selection of rare breed chickens. During a filming day the great and the good were milling around our small back yard. I was talking to the location manager about our small holding etc etc when a fine male Maran strutted past. At this he exclaimed " what a magnificent cock you have". I immediately answered " well thank you very much Sir".

 

As you can imagine much hilarity ensued......the poor chap had NO idea what he had said!

 

 

 

Media types eh.

[bobh]

looks all red round the head and angry looking whats it waiting for ????

 

Think that may be an infection 😁

 

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[fergusonforestry]

Years ago our farm was used as a location for filming an episode of a dodgy Boon/Michael Elphick spin off. At the time we kept a selection of rare breed chickens. During a filming day the great and the good were milling around our small back yard. I was talking to the location manager about our small holding etc etc when a fine male Maran strutted past. At this he exclaimed " what a magnificent cock you have". I immediately answered " well thank you very much Sir".

 

As you can imagine much hilarity ensued......the poor chap had NO idea what he had said!

 

 

 

Media types eh.

 

vampire motorcycle?

[corylus]

vampire motorcycle?

 

 

I presume that's a guess at the title of the 'show'?

 

No it wasn't that ( shame as it sounds infinitely preferable to the rubbish they filmed).

 

Elphick was a private detective in Darlington, apart from that can't remember any more?

[corylus]

Found it on Wiki....the series was called Harry....

[Mull]

18 posts and only 3 cocks????

[Mull]

All,

 

 

 

Er, I feel somewhat strange typing this but heres mine...

 

 

 

Hes called Sebastian & now has a large run with four girlfriends

 

 

 

N

 

 

Which breed is he ?