Tree Wars

[Amelanchier]

Is this a climax vegetation question, or are we talking tree beard walking tree battles? The Cherry would appear and all the big male trees would bow down to kiss her glorious blossom, then she'd squirt canker at them, the humiliation would ensure a stag head by the very least.

Or the Hawthorn. Monogyna. another deadly woman but with a twisted body littered with hermaphrodite hypodermic needles. The ho.

 

Poetic! Don't forget her sister Blackthorn. Death from a thousand septic incisions...

[Jason James Gairn]

Poetic! Don't forget her sister Blackthorn. Death from a thousand septic incisions...

 

That bitch still has a bit of herself within my epidermis from years ago.

[Stephen Blair]

That bitch still has a bit of herself within my epidermis from years ago.

 

it might not be a tree but try messing with sea buckthorn, youch, if the 2 inch spines dont get you then the septic pusy wounds will, dont be drawn in by the orangey looking little berries.

[Jason James Gairn]

it might not be a tree but try messing with sea buckthorn, youch, if the 2 inch spines dont get you then the septic pusy wounds will, dont be drawn in by the orangey looking little berries.

 

Pyracantha? yes an anti thief plant if ever there was one

[nuggsy]

giant red wood, slow but strong lol squash the lot of ya

[Stephen Blair]

Pyracantha? yes an anti thief plant if ever there was one

 

i dont think they are the same mate, imagine pyracantha except dumpier, spikier and uglier. its like its ginger wee fat cousin from a scheme.(can i say this?)soon find out:ohmy:

[TheTreeWiseMen]

Trees would'nt fight. They sort things out democratically.

 

There is unrest in the forest,

There is trouble with the trees,

For the maples want more sunlight

And the oaks ignore their pleas.

 

The trouble with the maples,

(And they're quite convinced they're right)

They say the oaks are just too lofty

And they grab up all the light.

But the oaks can't help their feelings

If they like the way they're made.

And they wonder why the maples

Can't be happy in their shade.

 

There is trouble in the forest,

And the creatures all have fled,

As the maples scream "Oppression!"

And the oaks just shake their heads

 

So the maples formed a union

And demanded equal rights.

"The oaks are just too greedy;

We will make them give us light."

Now there's no more oak oppression,

For they passed a noble law,

And the trees are all kept equal

By hatchet, axe, and saw.

 

Do love a bit of Rush.........and 'Hemispheres' is a particularly great album.

[shabz1978]

surely the gingko would be a formidable enemy, the americans dropped an H bomb on one in hiroshima and it didn't die!!! they only missed it by 200 metres too.

[arbaholic]

I think id go down the steroiding a pyrocantha route (bad spelling i no) and bring an end to the war of trees.! lol

[gibbon]

I reckon my Fig is still reining supreme. Pussys