Ex Military looking for employment?

[geoff]

Hmmm let's see, you're 30 stone and can stand on one leg? That's impresive. Hop on over to my yard and we will see how you get on with splitting logs with you're bear hands:thumbup:

 

Arbogrunt is exagerating mate,I would guess about 12 stone dripping wet:001_rolleyes:

[arbogrunt]

ok, 12 stone, ex-Para, I do like Chinese food and I've been a lesbian trapped in a mans body for many years!

[BusterBrownExeter]

ok, 12 stone, ex-Para, I do like Chinese food and I've been a lesbian trapped in a mans body for many years!

 

Not another para unsure of his sexuality heading for a sex change??!!

[arbogrunt]

ha ha!..nice one!...Unlike the Commando course, at least the only 'female' to pass P coy was male during selection!

[Paul Smith]

😁😁😷 Mortars!

[arbogrunt]

or Sigs Pl, Paul....'send over...' 'no, bend over!'

[Paul Smith]

Just spat me brew out! 😄

[Jesse]

Hello, I am a Dwarf, with long arms and big hands, .......and a drink problem ....can I have a job ?

[arbogrunt]

...well I've heard that 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy...are you?

[Pat Ferrett]

I heard Grumpy came over Happy after seing Snow White get out of the bath.