Kids Quotes

[sloth]

Not a funny quote, but when your two year can't sleep and it's 2am and you begin to get rather stressed, having her hug you and say 'you're my best friend ever Dad' just melts the heart!

[Chunkymunky]

Awwww

 

My sister rang me. Quite frantic and upset yesterday. 5 year old nice went to school with no knickers on yesterday. My sister hadn't realised.

 

When asked my niece said " it was a hot day i didn't think i would need them!!!"

[arbogrunt]

my little girl, a few years ago, went to a wedding with my Mrs. In an acutely quiet moment, before the ceremony got going, she picked up the order of service and loudly asked....'Mummy, whats a hymen?' my missus asked her where she'd read it....'its hymn love'...que chuckles from the congregation

[Craobh]

well mine is .........Grandad/Dad can we go home this the 5 saw shop we been to..............

[Craobh]

Awwww

 

My sister rang me. Quite frantic and upset yesterday. 5 year old nice went to school with no knickers on yesterday. My sister hadn't realised.

 

When asked my niece said " it was a hot day i didn't think i would need them!!!"

 

One of our twins went to school once with two pairs of drawers on

 

 

My wife asked the other twin why......she said " well dad wears long johns for more layers .....Steph was complaining of the draft so I thought more layers it be warmer......then she said.....see I got two as well

[Chunkymunky]

Classic

[sloth]

Yesterday morning my 2.5 year old woke, still half asleep and announced she needs to 'feed more souls'. I have no idea what she was dreaming about. Creepy.

[Christopher Schroeter]

Amy, do you want some toast?

 

I'm not telling you!

 

Well that's just not helpful at all!

[penfold]

Heard one this morning on the radio:

Doctor to little girl " and why has your daddy brought you here today?"

Littlr girl, with no hesitation, "because he knows the way"

[nipski]

My eldest when he was three " dad did you know there are only two places that you can see dinosaurs. One is at the museum and the other is in dinosaur land! But it is very very very very very very far away, you can borrow my rocket boots if you want." :-)