Kids Quotes

[landygirl]

When I was out working a small boy approached me and asked where I lived, I replied 'on a farm a few miles away'. He then asked me if I'd cut open my sheep yet, when I asked him why I would do that he replied 'so you can get the chicken out'! I was a bit confused but not as much as he was apparently!

[Graham S]

I asked my 5 yr old daughter if she would like to watch the rugby down my local club and she said yes and got really excited , on the walk down the hil she said "daddy it's going to be a very hard decision to decide what cider to drink today " the wife and I where in stitches .

[Old Mill Tree Care]

My 7yr old boy just said "Mummy, before I was born, was Daddy my Daddy or were you married to another Daddy for me?"

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[Mycoman]

My 3 year old son was watching my wife get changed and asking loads of questions about boobies, what they're for, why women have them, not men, etc - all of which she was happy to respond to, matter of factly. But just in case he went and discussed her breasts at nursery or wherever, she said "but darling, you musn't talk about ladies' bodies with other people, except if you're a doctor or, maybe, a scientist."

 

Long pause, then "Mummy, when I grow up, I want to be a doctor or a scientist."

 

That's ma boy!

[Chunkymunky]

My niece is very caring. Always looks after my sis when shes sick. Shes obviously learnt some skills because when she was over at ours ( i live with parents) dad wasn't feeling great. She told him to lie on the sofa and said " i'll get the important things you need to feel better"

 

Dad said "whats that then?"

 

" oh a blanket, chocolate and Jack Daniels"

 

To say we were gobsmacked was an understatement.

[Christopher Schroeter]

Amy: I spy with my little eye something beginning with B.

 

Me: (goes through everything beginning with B for about 5 minutes) Give up.

 

Amy: Gorilla!

[Christopher Schroeter]

Listening in to the boys talking about the new dog.

 

Harry: Do you think she'll have puppies one day and be a mam?

 

Thomas: No, they're going to get her giblets taken out!

 

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[Rich Rule]

I got a text from one of the other parents at school at the weekend sayin he had just squirted tea out of his nose... My oldest who is 5, was at a friends playing and the other parent overheard Haakon (my boy) tellin the other boy if you drink Fresh orange after caviar it tastes all yucky!.

 

FTR he was referring to cheapo Norwegian cod roe in a tube you have on toast usually at breaky time.

[Christopher Schroeter]

Fish don't go on holiday because they haven't got legs.

[luke martin]

After seeing a bloke drop some litter in front of us my 3 yr old turned around and said " look dad, a little bugger" think he meant litter bugger, but either was just.