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Tony Croft aka hamadryad
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You've got two hopes and one of them's Bob.

 

Favourite crew saying.

One day in the van in Jacksonville one of the somewhat slower guys came out with "You've got two chances".

There was a silence and then from the back of the van came, "Who the f*^% is Bob Chance?"

 

 

 

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Born free and taxed to death !

 

The older i get, the faster i was

 

Upon hearing something disagreeable from an employee - 'funny way to hand in your notice...'

 

Guy works for me is an ex Royal Marine and all i ever hear is 'pain is merely a sensation - and sensations are to be enjoyed'

 

From here i must admit to having adopted - you can't polish a turd:thumbup1:

 

Also for employees grumbling about weather - skin's waterproof !

 

Many more, but that's it for now.....

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