pet names for equipment etc

[Arctostaphylos uva-ursi]

I don't have any names for my kit. That is until something breaks and then quite a few names arise..... but none that can be repeated here!

[csservices]

I have but as is usually the case on a job I cant remember any of them hence I usually ask for the ferkin,doofery, gadgy etc, if you work with me long enough you know what i mean anything with an engine is female due to them all being temperamental

[Gary Prentice]

My ms201t-- mine! (I'm very, very possessive)

Pole saw- death on a stick

[Whistle Punk]

I always thought a Pole saw was a Gypsy stick.. ..no offence to our travelling friends

[phill]

I've always referred to the pole pruner as death on a stick

[bob]

We have a couple

Big bess

Donkey dick

Grumpy

Guess all 3 and you win tonight's award for pointless quiz

[Whistle Punk]

Ok then,

Nissan Navara = Datsun. Had 3 From new 2 Failed. If you want to go off road -get a tractor.

If you want to know which rope to get - get one that reaches the ground..

Never call your groundsman a tool or a piece of equipment.. it`s cynical you see..

[RobRainford]

I call the pickup galoppie, its a bit like an old donkey! Keeps going but isn't the fastest!