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Had my Discogram today.

 

Thought it was game for a laugh at first, Young aussie nurse helped me into a pair of pants made out of tea bags, put me in a dress and shoved a pill the size of my thumb up my arse.

 

Anyway seemed to go well. Didn't know where i was when they woke me up for the second time. Back at home now and on my back for the rest of the week.

 

Oh well i guess I'll just have to spend my recovery on Arbtalk.

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Had my Discogram today.

 

Thought it was game for a laugh at first, Young aussie nurse helped me into a pair of pants made out of tea bags, put me in a dress and shoved a pill the size of my thumb up my arse.

 

Anyway seemed to go well. Didn't know where i was when they woke me up for the second time. Back at home now and on my back for the rest of the week.

 

Oh well i guess I'll just have to spend my recovery on Arbtalk.

 

i had to read that 3 times, i thought the nurse was a stripper and she was putting things up your bum.:scared1:

dont know what a real discogram is mate, but i hope you are ok:001_smile:

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i had to read that 3 times, i thought the nurse was a stripper and she was putting things up your bum.:scared1:

dont know what a real discogram is mate, but i hope you are ok:001_smile:

 

In short SWB they put me to sleep put 3 rods in my discs, wake me up then inject liquid down the rods and slip the discs under CT scan and i have to tell them how much it hurts. Put me back to sleep, remove rods.

 

Good point the Morphine is the nuts

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holly smokes mate, that must be agony. get well soon.

My missus is a midwife and she thought a discogram might be a type of stripper, when i first saw the thread my mind was already thinking you had hit hard times and you were doing a sideline in stripping.and then my imagination went into overdrive.

didnt mean anyharm, i cant imagine how much pain you must be in.

take care mate

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